Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 06, 2015 10:34:46 am PST #16788 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Matilda is a long, looooong way off from presenting us with grandchildren, but her current name plan when she gets around to it is:

"If I ever have a little girl, I think I want to call her Ozma. Ozma, or Melancholy. Isn't that a beautiful name? It's like a combination of Misery and Clementine."


SailAweigh - Feb 06, 2015 10:41:10 am PST #16789 of 30002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'll endorse all of those. Matilda sounds like she's going to end up quite a wordsmith. All in the family.

My daughter said if she ever has children, a girl will be Sloane and a boy will be Zander (or Xander, not sure, it's intended to be a variant of her name).


SuziQ - Feb 06, 2015 11:07:52 am PST #16790 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

We picked names that could be boy or girl names but from the start K-Bug's name was the girl choice and CJ's name was the boy choice. Even with a 6.5 year age gap and trying to have baby number 2 that whole time, we never came up with a new girl name. Luckily CJ was a boy and we didn't have to scramble.

I didn't get a middle name when I was born, instead I asked for one for my 18th birthday. Ended up sharing it with K-Bug and it would be nice to see it filter down to the next generation - but I'm not going to be upset if it doesn't.


billytea - Feb 06, 2015 11:11:29 am PST #16791 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I am now idly wondering if there's anyone in the US who's named their child Sharknado.


erin_obscure - Feb 06, 2015 11:29:43 am PST #16792 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Almost cetainly


Katerina Bee - Feb 06, 2015 12:04:03 pm PST #16793 of 30002
Herding cats for fun

Sharknado J. Smith, of Craptacular Falls. Sounds about right.


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2015 12:37:15 pm PST #16794 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

The coolest girl's name I ever encountered was an RA at my university named Rebel Holiday. She grew up to be a leetle bit sketchy, but I'll never not love that name.


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2015 1:20:49 pm PST #16795 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Wow. I could not be having a shittier day than if I was actually covered in excrement. Seriously. What is UP with this day?

Huge fight with the manager of the pet care company. Apparently my supporting him makes him angry and, the new hiring practice which was put in place because HIS head was exploding, 'just doesn't work for him.' We've been doing it for 2 weeks, during which I have met every one of his needs. He he demanded that we stop immediately, because he said so, or he refuses to do his job.

Massive fight with dog walking client who is tremendously difficult. I wrote a good email for the owner to send to the client. Pet care manager, see above, hits reply all with a snarky remark about cutting her loose. Client explodes.

I can't even.


Katerina Bee - Feb 06, 2015 1:32:33 pm PST #16796 of 30002
Herding cats for fun

Ooops, didn't need to say that twice.


JZ - Feb 06, 2015 1:32:44 pm PST #16797 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, ugh, bonny. I'm sorry. That sounds utterly shit-stained. Does the manager have some secret giant trauma going on that he's trying not to tell anyone about and it's leaking out around the edges and poisoning everything? That's the only reason I can think of for him suddenly going full-tilt asshole out of the blue.

Unless he's always been listing asshole-ward and today happens to be the day he reached his tipping point.