I finally found a company out of San Francisco that provides all sorts of information about adapting baby things for parents with disability. I now have way too much information in my head. We pretty much have no choice but to hack our own crib.
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Except said all jazzy, so it sounds like "Taaasssssssss!"
With jazz hands?
With jazz hands?
Who are you talking to?
Of course.
sj I hope you're gonna let us have an online Buffista Baby Shower for you!!
"Hack Our Crib! New, on MTV!"
Speaking of hacking, the pearls work really well. I found the numbness in my chest very weird though.
Who are you talking to?
Oh, right. Mr. Stripy Tights. Sorry, I forgot.
Speaking of hacking, the pearls work really well. I found the numbness in my chest very weird though.
That never happened to me with them. Or maybe I had been coughing for so long (spoiler: I HAD) that the state of not-coughing felt so good that I ignored numbness. I genuinely don't remember. Still not-coughing is THE BEST.
Nanita. I'm superstitious about baby showers of any kind before baby is born, but if people want to do something after ltc is born that would be wonderful.
Oh, right. Mr. Stripy Tights. Sorry, I forgot.
Dat's what I'm *sayin'*.
It still amazes me that I had asthma all my life and never got a diagnosis until I was almost 50.
I think we've related the tragic story of JZ's four months of hacking coughing sleeping upright until her asthma (which was in her fucking file but she'd never been told!) was brought up by the earnest young resident who bothered to read the fucking file.
"So, when did you go off asthma medicine?"
"I don't have asthma!"
"Yes, you do. The test is right here in the file."
And she got an inhaler and she slept the deep blessed sleep that night.