I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2015 11:02:34 am PST #16216 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

We had that, boys and girls, in 7th grade, 8th grade and 9th grade. We learned how to comparison shop, make a grocery list, apply for jobs, have a cheese tasting, basic nutrition, meal planning, simple sewing and simple cooking.

Miss Fallon was our home ec teacher, and she was a really great lady!


SailAweigh - Jan 23, 2015 11:04:52 am PST #16217 of 30002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I didn't need the sewing class they forced us to take in junior high, I'd been sewing for 3-4 years by then and had even won a prize (a pair of pinking shears) for a dress I made. So, while everyone else had to make a skirt (learning how to sew zippers was the endgame), I got to make...wait for it...a pair of palazzo pants. 1969 people, not a good year for fashion.


JenP - Jan 23, 2015 11:04:53 am PST #16218 of 30002

have a cheese tasting

Love.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2015 11:12:49 am PST #16219 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The cheese tasting was my favorite. I remember it really well even though it was 25 years ago. We ate pieces of apple between different cheeses to cleanse our palate.


Callaluna - Jan 23, 2015 11:16:36 am PST #16220 of 30002

have a cheese tasting

An absolutely essential skill!


Strix - Jan 23, 2015 11:18:24 am PST #16221 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I took home ec in jr. high, and turned in a couple of really disastrous shirts. I taught myself embroidery in college, though, and I was cooking basic stuff from a young age, so cooking in home ec was no big. I'm a good cook, and know how to clean just about anything, but it was never about finding a man.

My dad also taught me to clean tack and feed livestock, to find morels, ride well enough that I was leading trail rides on the river bluffs at 8, throw a punch, change a tire, check all fluids in my car, etc. etc. They wanted me to be competent and to be able to take care of myself.

I took a typing class in high school, and we learned on Selectrics with the damned hide-your-hands thing. I can touch type for the most part, but I do look sometimes.

And I never use the right shift key, ever! I just realized!

I got $100 and a power typewriter that had a tiny screen you could flip up and would show three lines of type that you could write and edit before it would print out. THREE. LINES. And a copy of Benet's Reader's Encyclopedia, which I still have and will never give away, because my parents bought it and inscribed it for me.


Connie Neil - Jan 23, 2015 11:25:45 am PST #16222 of 30002
brillig

We had guys in our home ec class, it was amusing. They huddled together, then they discovered that cooking was were the wonderful snacks came from. The competitive cookie making annoyed the teacher.


Strix - Jan 23, 2015 11:31:03 am PST #16223 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Annoyed? That seems silly. I'd be all "Cookie Thunderdome! Two men enter, one man leaves! Loser cleans all!"


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2015 11:31:49 am PST #16224 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"With ALL THE COOKIES!"


Strix - Jan 23, 2015 11:33:29 am PST #16225 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(This is possibly why my students will never forget me. I faked a huge fight where I got "fired" by my principle to illustrate some literary principle, and it was great fun for both of us, and I SNOWED those kids. They mention it to me to this day.)