Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Jan 23, 2015 5:56:56 am PST #16196 of 30002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Like David, I took a typing class in high school on IBM Selectrics. They ruined me for every other keyboard I've used since. I loved the way when you pressed down on a second key, the first key you pressed would get pushed back up.


sj - Jan 23, 2015 5:58:06 am PST #16197 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{askye}}}}} That is a very bad no good way to start your day. I'm sorry.


Connie Neil - Jan 23, 2015 6:06:09 am PST #16198 of 30002
brillig

I would look at Mother's shorthand books and think "I will never learn this." I had a hard enough time with cursive, I had no faith in doing coded cursive correctly. I was also dreading slide rules, but technology advancements saved me from both those fears.


askye - Jan 23, 2015 6:07:01 am PST #16199 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

That's exactly what it's like.

When I was driving to the store I was thinking "even though I feel like crap I will try to match up at least one pair of gloves" and now I'm like...fuck it that's too much thinking. I'm going to put on comfy clothes, drink water and...do something. Maybe finish up the Librarians or rewatch Leverage.


Toddson - Jan 23, 2015 6:17:14 am PST #16200 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I took typing in high school - on manual typewriters. I remember I was sick the day we learned about the top row (numbers) and I still have minor problems with them.

I went off to college (in 1969) with my mother's 1930something L.C. Smith Corona typewriter (manual, of course). Nice big keys to hit, although they did tend to tangle.


JenP - Jan 23, 2015 7:53:47 am PST #16201 of 30002

askye, may your day go nothing but up from here on.

I took typing in HS, too, and it was probably the skill most directly linked to earning income for several years of anything I did in school. And mighty useful for college. Also, there was something super satisfying about those electric typewriters... I think we had the ball kind? I don't remember. I sort of slacked off when it came to the numbers, though, MUCH to my regret.


amyth - Jan 23, 2015 8:05:03 am PST #16202 of 30002
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

askye, I hope things get better.

I took typing in high school on a manual typewriter. In 1985. I think the nuns just wanted us to suffer.


javachik - Jan 23, 2015 8:29:44 am PST #16203 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Typing class in middle school was my first and only C and I cried about it for weeks.

Askye, please do us all a favor and TAKE your phone with you when you go out. I worry about you on the slick roads when not feeling well. Please take it. I am glad you figured out the branch and key solution!


Zenkitty - Jan 23, 2015 8:38:37 am PST #16204 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

askye, what a crappy way to start the day. I hope it gets better! Curling up and watching the last of The Librarians sounds like a great idea. I ought to do that too. I'll watch them with you, virtually.

I never learned to type "properly". I did my homework in 6th grade on a manual typewriter, typing with my left hand because my right arm was in a cast. I type well enough now to do my job, but I'd never make it as a secretary.

I don't think my tiny rural high school even offered a typing course. But I would have refused it anyway. I didn't take any of the Home Ec courses the girls were expected to take, because I'll be damned if I'm going to school to learn to be somebody's "helpmeet". And now I can't sew or cook, but I'm not some redneck's wife either, so that's cool. High-school me is quite satisfied with how things turned out. Except now I don't have a wife either, so I really need to learn to cook and sew. I got what I wanted, but not necessarily what I needed.

Maybe I just need a wife. I'm trying to get G. to marry me, but she still likes guys. Hmpf. Heterosexuality is foiling my plans.


JenP - Jan 23, 2015 8:45:40 am PST #16205 of 30002

We all, boys and girls alike, had to take all the home-ec, shop, art, stuff. We couldn't opt out. It was fine. I didn't really learn how to sew, but I can do a practical button sewing, hemming (not that well, but well enough). I'm not entirely sure I learned it in home-ec, though. I have a general idea about how to handle powered tools safely, so, that's good. Also, I made a set of bookends in shop that my sister still uses, so I was pretty amused by that some thirty years later. Also, my batik bird got hung outside the principal's office.

Our typing class was pretty evenly matched, gender-wise. It was mainly a vo-tech class, which track seemed pretty well balanced from what I could tell.