I have been wondering if there is some newfangled way to mash my potatoes that I am missing out on.

You don't use your Food Network-approved brain implant to mash potatoes with the power of your mind? Man, Europe is *weird.*

I saw one of those that was a paper cutter. I used one just like it a couple of days ago in the copy room at work.

I have a really, really old "Webster's Instant Word Guide" that I lifted from a previous job. It's small and a terrific resource to check spelling and where to hyphenate words (which I occasionally have to do manually). I've seen people look at it and try to figure out what it's for (it was created for people who were using TYPEWRITERS, which didn't automatically spellcheck and hyphenate words for them).

The Lockerbie and the elderly Chinese gentleman story brought tears to my eyes. and the little white dog story. (are the spouses of all police officers required to carry guns?)

When I was a kid, when we first moved to Pennsylvania, and while my parents were building their house, they rented in a residential area that was called the park because it was park like and abuts a huge State Park at the base of the big mountain that the entire area is named after. All us kids were allowed to play anywhere in the park. One day we all went beyond the boundaries over closer to the base of the mountain. There were all kinds of things that we hadn't seen before, there were some caves, and it just was different and wilder. One of the girls, a Catholic, said that she saw a white figure and we all shrieked and ran away. She told her parents, who took her to see the priest, and she described it all to him.

the Catholic family and the priest came out to the edge of the park and went into the woods where Heidi had seen the white figure and, since I didn't go with them, I don't really know what they did, but the implication was that he was going to check out what it was and help it move on or help determine what it was. it was such an extraordinary thing to us Protestants that a) Heidi was taken seriously and b) the head of local church came out to do something about it. Pretty cool.

and it blew the cover that we were outside of the park and over at the base of the mountain, which we were all promptly forbidden to do again. In retrospect that's probably where the very few bears that hadnt been shot yet hibernated over the winter.

Both JZ and Bonny's stories were lovely.

Yes.

I have often wished for a typewriter again when I just want one label, but I don't feel like going through a whole rigamarole with the printer and Word label, and which number are these labels? I just want to label a file. That's all.

...and now I'm that person. Wow.

I will go to great lengths to avoid dealing with the printer. And before you all tell me to get a wireless printer, I have one. But apparently the wifi connection isn't strong enough in the room it lives in, and we have no other spot to put it. Oh, and although I have installed drivers several thousand times, my computer hates it, so I can't direct connect. I have to carry the stupid thing downstairs and use it wirelessly while my computer is setting next to it. Real practical. Also, I swear the ink has dried up every single time I need it. Which reminds me, I need to buy ink because I need to print stuff for Luna's passport renewal that I need to take to the embassy next week. Groan.

There needs to be a better way to print one label. My better way is that I have my student worker deal with it, but it is much more efficient to either hand write or type one off envelopes.

Callaluna, is that a Lexmark printer? Because I have the very same issues with mine. The wireless does not work, the ink cartridges last about four days and then it costs $80 to replace them, and now it's decided to not recognize my computer at all. I unplugged it and bought a simple B&W laser printer. Screw it. All I ever print are invoices and return labels anymore, anyway; what do I need expensive color ink for?

I have often wished for a typewriter again when I just want one label, but I don't feel like going through a whole rigamarole with the printer and Word label, and which number are these labels? I just want to label a file. That's all.

...and now I'm that person. Wow.

I'm that person too! Except I have a typewriter. It's my old manual typewriter from when I was a kid. It needs new ribbons now, but they do still make them! I love it. I recommend them to anyone who ever just needs one label, or to quickly type up one thing.

No, it's HP. And we got it just last summer and were so excited to replace our old HP which was even more irritating. Does anybody else miss dot matrix printers?