I really don't want to do any of it. Which explains the state of my house.
I was going to post literally this.
I think I may have ironed something once. I use Laura's wet towel in the dryer trick.
Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.
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Zenkitty - Jan 16, 2015 4:41:28 pm PST #15729 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Cass - Jan 16, 2015 4:54:44 pm PST #15730 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I've owned irons and an ironing board at some point. Jilli might know and she hasn't been here in well over a year. At some point I'm gong to refuse to move them. If it wasn't last time, it's the next time.
Hil R. - Jan 16, 2015 4:56:55 pm PST #15731 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oh, and my doctor confirmed what I'd suspected: bursitis in both hips. Not much that can be done for it that I'm not already doing, but if it gets worse, I'll ask about cortisone shots.
beekaytee - Jan 16, 2015 4:59:18 pm PST #15732 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
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I have no ironing board.
I have the world's best ironing board. I think it belonged to my grandmother in the 70s and is super sturdy. It doubles as a craft table.
I also have the very best folding chairs ever made...probably in the 50s.
They just don't make 'em like they used to.
Ginger - Jan 16, 2015 5:04:50 pm PST #15733 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Have I ever mentioned that my sister irons jeans? We all know what that means.
Connie Neil - Jan 16, 2015 5:05:57 pm PST #15734 of 30002
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My mother ironed underwear. She never really could explain why.
Ginger - Jan 16, 2015 5:06:59 pm PST #15735 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My mother used to iron my father's boxers. Also, sheets.
Miracleman - Jan 16, 2015 5:09:41 pm PST #15736 of 30002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
He wasn't in/under them was he?
Anne W. - Jan 16, 2015 5:10:12 pm PST #15737 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
My mom still irons her sheets. I think she draws the line at underwear, though.
Steph L. - Jan 16, 2015 5:11:29 pm PST #15738 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh, I don't *like* doing dishes or laundry, but I don't really mind them either. I'd prefer not to do them because I am lazy as hell, but, eh, I do them.
But cleaning the bathroom is like a punishment for everything I've ever done and ever will do wrong.