Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Jan 05, 2015 5:28:01 pm PST #15324 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

I told him that the only punctuation mark I feel that strongly about is the Oxford comma, and I'm not sure how to designate its Oxfordiness.

My best friend got an Oxford comma tattoo last year! It's a comma and an ampersand and it is awesome.


EpicTangent - Jan 05, 2015 7:57:08 pm PST #15325 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

My best friend got an Oxford comma tattoo last year! It's a comma and an ampersand and it is awesome.

I love that this has already been figured out!


DebetEsse - Jan 05, 2015 9:36:47 pm PST #15326 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Dammit, American. I had just fallen asleep, and you call to tell me that my flight that is in 6 hours has been cancelled, and I've been booked on the one in 30 hours? After I called you 6 hours ago to suggest that perhaps you should let me rebook since it looked like there was going to be exciting weather and you told me that there is no travel advisory, so it would be $200.

Now waiting for the "you will not lose your place in line" callback.


DebetEsse - Jan 05, 2015 9:57:52 pm PST #15327 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

It looks like, if we drive 2 hours, we'll not only get there today, but earlier than scheduled.


Laura - Jan 06, 2015 3:06:20 am PST #15328 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Travel~ma Debet.


Fred Pete - Jan 06, 2015 4:39:21 am PST #15329 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Tomorrow, 1-2 inches of snow. No talk of shut-down yet, but I'm betting it's coming.

The federal government is on unscheduled leave/telework. I started my commute slightly late (5 minutes or so) with maybe half an inch of snow on the ground. I arrived about 40 minutes late, thanks to a freeway that had a lot in common with a parking lot plus two Metro trains breaking down. Luckily for me, the breakdowns happened in front of the train I was on, so at least I didn't get offloaded.


Calli - Jan 06, 2015 5:00:03 am PST #15330 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yeah, NC reacts to a forecast of 1" of snow by buying out all the bread, eggs, and milk (appease the snow gods with French toast!) and shutting down completely. Plus, the day before snow's expected most work grinds to a halt as everyone spends their time refreshing their weather apps and asking one another "Do you think we'll really get snow? How much? Remember the last time we had snow? Have you been to the grocery store? Was there any milk left?" Then the day after the snow's gone everyone spends half the day sharing stories about driving in snow, dealing with other people trying (and failing) to drive in snow, the effect of snow on their property, and adventures in school closings. Good times.


amych - Jan 06, 2015 5:10:51 am PST #15331 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

sharing stories about driving in snow, dealing with other people trying (and failing) to drive in snow

In which naturally WE are perfectly safe and sensible drivers in snow: it's all those OTHER fools who cause the problems.


Calli - Jan 06, 2015 5:15:05 am PST #15332 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In which naturally WE are perfectly safe and sensible drivers in snow: it's all those OTHER fools who cause the problems.

Well, yeah! Actually, I moved to NC after only driving for a summer in MI--I have very little winter weather driving experience. But people who know I'm from MI assume I have mad skillz.


Hil R. - Jan 06, 2015 2:52:13 pm PST #15333 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Busy this week: I've got a phone interview tomorrow, and I'm working on three online classes right now, and a doctor's appointment on Thursday, and I've got to work on writing a midterm and write my syllabus and set up my gradebook and everything before classes start next week. And I need to go grocery shopping, because I don't really have much food in the house. And I need to insulate a few more windows. And the guy I've been seeing wants to see me sometime this week, and I feel really bad being all, "Um, maybe? I'll see if I can find time?" but really, I've got a million things to do, and then I'll be tired after I do them. (And having him just come over here isn't really an option, since another thing I need to do is clean my apartment, which has reached kind of epic levels of clutter.)