Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Dec 30, 2014 3:13:16 pm PST #15201 of 30002
brillig

will vouch for your character at the trial.

To counter the give-away "she was quiet and kept to herself" tendencies.


Beverly - Dec 30, 2014 4:15:32 pm PST #15202 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I heart this conversation, nodding and pointing, though I realize pointing is socially frowned upon. I think the art of conversation is listening well enough to discover someone's hobby or thing they are engaged in, and asking a key question or two. Then all you need do is smile and nod, and maybe offer the canape tray with interogatorily raised eyebrows.


Connie Neil - Dec 30, 2014 5:31:23 pm PST #15203 of 30002
brillig

Another thing I'm getting over is not thinking "My friend wants to have lunch Friday. There goes Friday for doing anything productive." It's lunch. Two hours tops. One lunch isn't sufficient to set off such shockwaves that I can't do other useful things in the day.

I feel like such a grown up when I manage multiple errands in the wide world in a day.

Edit: I feel like we should gather this conversation and release it with the title "Practical Introversion: How to Face the World Without Being Outed as Weird."


Vortex - Dec 30, 2014 7:24:50 pm PST #15204 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In light of this conversation, 22 Shirts Every Introvert Should Own


Vortex - Dec 30, 2014 7:24:51 pm PST #15205 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Calli - Dec 31, 2014 3:19:57 am PST #15206 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I own the "You read my t-shirt" one.


Steph L. - Dec 31, 2014 3:28:54 am PST #15207 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'd seen the first one and kind of want it, but I LOVE "Hi. I'm awkward." I need 7 of those, so I can just wear them every day.


Shir - Dec 31, 2014 7:09:18 am PST #15208 of 30002
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

askye, I'll insent later.

Bitches (just Bitches, not b.org) is now blocked at my work for "adult material". Woe is me.


tommyrot - Dec 31, 2014 7:25:27 am PST #15209 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bitches (just Bitches, not b.org) is now blocked at my work for "adult material". Woe is me.

Can you appeal and say "Spike's Bitches" is about dog breeding?


JZ - Dec 31, 2014 8:21:15 am PST #15210 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Another excellent introvert shirt