There is a response to the War on "The Holidays" in the comments of this Slacktivist blog post which is so brilliant that I'm tempted to plaigairize it. At the moment it is near the end of the thread, (though, these people are talky, talky people so who knows where it will end up in the long run), author's name is "Mister Hush" and it starts out "*Bane Voice*" [link] You won't be sorry if you read it. Unless you have something in your mouth while you read it.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - Dec 22, 2014 3:00:42 pm PST #15103 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Hil R. - Dec 22, 2014 4:45:51 pm PST #15104 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
So, we had Christmas plans to go to the movies and get Chinese food. But then my sister said she didn't want to go to the vegan Chinese restaurant like we'd planned, because it wasn't festive enough, and she suggested a different restaurant. I said I didn't want to go there, because they've got a wall of fish tanks, and I don't like watching fish swimming while people are eating fish. And somehow, this now means that we're not going out at all, and instead, we're staying in and my sister is making lasagna, which I can't eat. And she seemed insulted when I asked what she was making for me, since she's the one who decided we're staying in.
WindSparrow - Dec 22, 2014 6:30:21 pm PST #15105 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Sigh. Families - can't live with 'em, can't get born without 'em.
Ginger - Dec 23, 2014 4:21:32 am PST #15106 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Full recovery~ma to your nephew, Laura.
Families - can't live with 'em, can't get born without 'em.
As late as the 19th century, it was believed that creatures like crocodiles arose from the mud of the Nile by spontaneous generation. This always struck me as fine idea.
WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2014 5:36:08 am PST #15107 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Laura, lots and lots of ~ma for your nephew and your whole family.
Toddson - Dec 23, 2014 6:07:26 am PST #15108 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Heard on the radio this morning: "Folgers has it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee."
sj - Dec 23, 2014 6:08:24 am PST #15109 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Laura, tons of ~ma for your nephew.
Connie Neil - Dec 23, 2014 6:09:18 am PST #15110 of 30002
brillig
The radio is wise.
EpicTangent - Dec 23, 2014 8:37:25 am PST #15111 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Much ~ma for Gregory, Laura.
"Folgers has it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee."
This is profound.
Tom Scola - Dec 23, 2014 9:08:36 am PST #15112 of 30002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
For billytea: [link]