We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Oct 28, 2014 6:59:46 am PDT #14104 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Strix!


meara - Oct 28, 2014 7:11:14 am PDT #14105 of 30002

Strix if it was benign that means it wasn't cancer


Burrell - Oct 28, 2014 7:15:22 am PDT #14106 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I was about to post the same thing, meara.


Strix - Oct 28, 2014 7:19:18 am PDT #14107 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That's what I told my sister! But I should mention it to my doc anyway, I guess?


Beverly - Oct 28, 2014 1:59:58 pm PDT #14108 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Yay for normal boobies, Strix! And yay for the return of Cosmo. If I had my druthers, I'd say hell with the tracker and attach a tractor beam to the collar. Zzzzzzzzip. There you are! Come in the house, now!


Hil R. - Oct 28, 2014 5:58:02 pm PDT #14109 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If some unspecified good ~ma could be sent New Jersey-wards, that would be great. (Stuff going on. Not, like, life-threatening stuff, but serious medical stuff, with my mom. I can talk back-channel, but feel kind of weird about giving details here, for some reason.)


askye - Oct 28, 2014 6:12:56 pm PDT #14110 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

Zen the D-Mannose is something I'd never heard of until I was diagnosed with Intersistal Cytistis, there are cranberry pills you can take, but they have - cranberry in them and can still cause problems the D-Mannose is pretty much adverse side effect free.

Yesterday I was celebrating the healign of my mouth and ready to move on. I either over did it when I was eating and that has caused pain or I have dry socket. Or I over did it eating and gave myself dry socket. I don't know, first thing in the morning I'm calling the oral surgeon's office and telling them I need someone to look at it. It went from a mildly annoying, slightly itching pain to an intense pain. I almost asked to go home from work today again but I powered out and I took the prescription pain medicine.

Now I'm off to bed to be early to rise because Comcast is coming between 7-9.


Vortex - Oct 28, 2014 7:07:09 pm PDT #14111 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If nothing else about me is normal, I always have MA TITTAYS!

SHIMMY WITH ME, SISTER!!

Oh, does anyone have smelling salts? Miracleman seems to have swooned.


meara - Oct 28, 2014 9:11:10 pm PDT #14112 of 30002

Ugh. I am in SUCH a foul mood. The people tomorrow had better be fucking cooperative or I may go apeshit on them. But they're already in my bad graces because I asked them to log in to a website two weeks ago. They said they were working on it. I sent several reminders. Finally they call me this afternoon---and the woman is older than a dinosaur and can barely do email and is like "well he can't log in they're sending him something f about needig to do a speed test but our computer can't do that bit he works here fine" and I was like "send me a copy of the email he got because I can't tell you what to do about a situation that does not make any sense because no one else has ever mentioned anything about a speed test and that makes zero sense". When she finally sent me the email it said "we can't email you a new password but here's our phone number if you call we can". I was like WTF READING COMPREHENSION FAIL. But does my pointing out the meaning mean they've now logged in? Noooooppp! That would be too easy.

And now it's 11pm and I just finally got to my hotel and I am too pissed off to sleep but my iPad won't connect to te hotel wifi and I'm just wanting to throw things.


meara - Oct 28, 2014 9:12:32 pm PDT #14113 of 30002

And if my boss acts one more time like in supposed to have some magical truck up my sleeve to make these people obey my will I wish she would share that secret. Until she does I will be tempted to respond to an email with "go fuck yourself I quit". Which would not be good for my bank account.