You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sumi - Jun 27, 2013 4:57:03 am PDT #1379 of 30002
Art Crawl!!!

OMG. That is just insane.


Fred Pete - Jun 27, 2013 5:10:55 am PDT #1380 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Good grief, Steph.


askye - Jun 27, 2013 5:23:00 am PDT #1381 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

The only person who could pull that off is The Doctor with his timey wimey stuff, but even he might have issues with fixed points in time.

Ultrasound this morning. No blood clots. Like I'm sure everyone knew. Drink lots of water, diuretics, and elevation of feet is the treatment plan.

Evidently my body has adapted to Vermont and that adaptation includes my feet and calves swelling up like balloon in 88F heat.

The weather is supposed to cool off so maybe I'll start feeling normal.


DebetEsse - Jun 27, 2013 5:52:45 am PDT #1382 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Askye, I'm glad it's not serious, and that you now know that.

So, I have a question. If, hypothetically, one were in a foreign country, and one were tired and hungry and didn't speak the language. And one had gone to the NSAID aisle, but had managed to purchase the equivalent of suppository baby Tylenol, rather than, you know, adult meds to be taken orally, is there a way to salvage the situation? Hypothetically. For a friend.


billytea - Jun 27, 2013 6:17:25 am PDT #1383 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So, I have a question. If, hypothetically, one were in a foreign country, and one were tired and hungry and didn't speak the language. And one had gone to the NSAID aisle, but had managed to purchase the equivalent of suppository baby Tylenol, rather than, you know, adult meds to be taken orally, is there a way to salvage the situation? Hypothetically. For a friend.

One might go in search of an extremely understanding baby.


Trudy Booth - Jun 27, 2013 6:47:02 am PDT #1384 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

aaaand billytea just won the internets


WindSparrow - Jun 27, 2013 6:53:36 am PDT #1385 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What strategies are on the table for dealing with this? Using the meds by calculating the correct doseage and placing the correct amount in the rectum? Or trying to go back to the store to find a more, shall we say, appetizing product?


DebetEsse - Jun 27, 2013 7:19:09 am PDT #1386 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I am not going back to the store. Language issues. It was not so expensiveve that I can't call it a loss.

Since, you know, baby, they're not very big. I have certainly swallowed larger pills. Would horrible things happen if I took them orally?


Steph L. - Jun 27, 2013 7:20:18 am PDT #1387 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My guess is that they're formulated to be absorbed rectally, not through the stomach.


Dana - Jun 27, 2013 7:21:15 am PDT #1388 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The internet seems to believe that it's not a good idea, but I can't tell you anything from personal experience.