You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Oct 13, 2014 10:12:01 am PDT #13698 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

the next item was a reminder that this department has zero tolerance for misogyny, and that includes jokes about female mathematicians

I first misread this as "and then [the email] includes jokes about female mathematicians" and almost groaned.


Hil R. - Oct 13, 2014 4:30:30 pm PDT #13699 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm looking at job ads. I still think that "read things and learn stuff" should be a job, somehow.


Calli - Oct 13, 2014 6:54:55 pm PDT #13700 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm looking at job ads. I still think that "read things and learn stuff" should be a job, somehow.

Yeah, if you see multiple postings for something like that, please let me know.


SuziQ - Oct 14, 2014 9:31:11 am PDT #13701 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Is there anybody in here?


Ginger - Oct 14, 2014 9:34:32 am PDT #13702 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Can I help you, ma'am?


beekaytee - Oct 14, 2014 9:41:05 am PDT #13703 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

It as been mighty quiet around these parts lately.

Quiet.

Too quiet.


Laura - Oct 14, 2014 9:42:03 am PDT #13704 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Hey SuziQ & Ginger! eta: and Bonny!

I am back in my office for the first time in a couple months. Kinda nice.


Strix - Oct 14, 2014 9:48:26 am PDT #13705 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It HAS been quiet!


Connie Neil - Oct 14, 2014 9:49:47 am PDT #13706 of 30002
brillig

Shell shock?


Ginger - Oct 14, 2014 9:51:07 am PDT #13707 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have more red blood cells than usual, and I've gotten more done in the last two days than the previous two months.

Over the last two weeks, I set a personal record of 11 medical appointments, procedures or tests in 13 days. My life, let me show it to you.