Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Aug 24, 2014 3:54:32 pm PDT #13031 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Ouch, Hil. Rotten timing too. This is kind of gross, but that's why my mom and I joke that the best laxative in the world is for her to act like she's going somewhere.


Burrell - Aug 24, 2014 4:02:04 pm PDT #13032 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Ginger, I hope the medical stuff eases up for you soon.

And ouch, Hil. Not fun, hope the recupperation period is brief.

I spent half of yesterday getting ready to move stuff today, and all of today moving a bunch of stuff from my sister's place. And now my other sister is telling me I need to try and help my brother negotiate moving into her place since he won't do for himself. Ugh. I just want to be done taking care of other people's shit, you know? I am just barely hanging in there myself. Oh, and like Hil, classes start tomorrow for me too. fun summer.


Hil R. - Aug 24, 2014 4:43:42 pm PDT #13033 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I want cupcakes. I have no cupcakes.


SuziQ - Aug 24, 2014 5:28:57 pm PDT #13034 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I made gluten free cupcakes today. But they are for K-Bug's classmates so I can't actually HAVE any of the cupcakes I have.

That reminds me I should take pictures.


sj - Aug 25, 2014 7:29:58 am PDT #13035 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hil, I hope you're feeling better today and that your first day of classes isn't too hard on you.

Ginger, I'm so sorry that you are dealing with so much. I hope it eases up on you soon.

The new washer and dryer were installed with no problem, and now I need to attack the piles of laundry that were ignored when the drier died.


omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2014 9:33:05 am PDT #13036 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

cue action music

cue voice over actor with that "moviephone" voice

In a world of piling up laundry, we have one hero to battle the filth. Armed with a squirt gun of Zout for those tough stains, and hudson sprayer full of detergent, SJ goes into battle. Her secret weapon? The kids from Hogwarts stopped by one time, and accidently left the Sorting Hat. Now SJ uses it to quickly plow through the mountains of dirty laundry. Will SJ win the battle? Watch and find out.

cue second voice over actor with regular tone of voice

Coming to a theater near you TODAY!


EpicTangent - Aug 25, 2014 10:22:12 am PDT #13037 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Steph, so sorry about your friend. This summer really does need to lay off.

This is kind of gross, but that's why my mom and I joke that the best laxative in the world is for her to act like she's going somewhere.

OMG, erika, it's disturbing how true this is. I missed something (not that important) on Saturday and was REALLY late for something (kinda important) on Sunday because I was waiting for my innards to settle down.

Ginger, Hil, hoping for better days.

Nice one, omnis. Might have to remember that tonight when I start dealing with the laundry I was just too exhausted to face last night.


Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2014 10:48:10 am PDT #13038 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'd get a whole lot more done if I had Dramatic Voice-Over Narration and Epic Music in the background.


omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2014 12:39:22 pm PDT #13039 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'd get a whole lot more done if I had Dramatic Voice-Over Narration and Epic Music in the background.

I'd settle for the romantic music to clue me in when a gal likes me.


erikaj - Aug 25, 2014 1:24:03 pm PDT #13040 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Sometimes, when I'm really stuck, I have her say "Bye. See you in many hours."(it makes me sad how often it helps, and how many days got ruined that way iRL. Sigh)