Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Jun 24, 2013 10:51:43 am PDT #1292 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Teppy, the invitations are so ... you. Stylish, but not stuffy, and with flair but not overdone. And blue! your color!


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2013 10:56:16 am PDT #1293 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And blue! your color!

AND the envelopes are silver! Look at me, with the colors!


Toddson - Jun 24, 2013 11:02:29 am PDT #1294 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Nothing bashful about you!


le nubian - Jun 24, 2013 11:04:07 am PDT #1295 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Tep, awesome awesome invitations.


Laura - Jun 24, 2013 11:11:51 am PDT #1296 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Love the invitation!


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2013 11:14:50 am PDT #1297 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, nuts. I wonder if there's time to re-design them: [link]


Dana - Jun 24, 2013 11:21:18 am PDT #1298 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

There's always the vows, Steph.


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2013 11:23:34 am PDT #1299 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, yeah. Sweeeeet.


Scrappy - Jun 24, 2013 12:07:31 pm PDT #1300 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I just sat at my desk and facetimed with my Dude, who is in Wales. How cool is that? And how logical is it that seeing and talking to him on my phone is free, when CALLING would cost an arm and a leg?


erin_obscure - Jun 24, 2013 12:29:25 pm PDT #1301 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Omg, fuck pro florists with a rusty chainsaw. The basket of fruit and snacks I ordered on Saturday, paying extra for "same day" delivery (which I knew was a euphemism) and "morning guaranteed delivery" (which I assume would be accurate) is still not delivered AND now they're telling me is not even available in that area (bullshit, don't let me buy something that isn't available in that area, at least edible arrangements was honest about not delivering to the hospital). So they were just gonna send some random flowers maybe sometimes today with only email Notifications. Bullshit. I only found out anything was awry when the local florist called to confirm location cuz they were confused by delivering a funeral order to a hospital. I should have caught on then, why would they interpret a snack basket as a funeral arrangement? Headsmack. 40 minutes later of phone calls and me sobbing (there's just not enough sleep in the world this week, apparently) and they fucking better find someone who can deliver something edible today. I'd also settle for delivering flowers and refunding all my money but that seems unlikely.