Can't sleep. In too much pain. Heating pad and acupressure and yoga not working. Boy, do I hate being a shambling amalgamation of complaints.
erin, sometimes a little retail therapy is just what's needed.
Saffron: He's my husband. Mal: Well, who in the damn galaxy ain't?
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Aug 17, 2014 6:57:10 pm PDT #12888 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 17, 2014 7:03:37 pm PDT #12889 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
oof, sorry smonster.
I'm still up because I'm obsessing on Twitter over #Ferguson, like pretty much every night for almost a week now.
erin_obscure - Aug 17, 2014 8:18:09 pm PDT #12890 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
true tales from the dispatch center, medical triage edition.
Q: Are you having any rectal bleeding along with the vomitting?
A: Huh? (caller is very very drunk)
Q: Rectal bleeding. Bleeding from your rectum.
A: Huh?
Q: Blood in your stool?
A: I'm standing up
Q: Any blood in your poop? From your butt?
A: I've lost about 40 pounds this year
I give up.
edited cuz I somehow posted twice instead of making a space. And then there were fireworks.
erin_obscure - Aug 17, 2014 8:18:10 pm PDT #12891 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
billytea - Aug 17, 2014 8:23:31 pm PDT #12892 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
A: I've lost about 40 pounds this year
"So far this year I've lost eight kilos! Bloody sniffer dogs..."
erin_obscure - Aug 17, 2014 8:29:25 pm PDT #12893 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Bwah! I hadn't even thought of it that way. Suddenly his response almost makes sense. Almost.
omnis_audis - Aug 17, 2014 10:03:39 pm PDT #12894 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Um. OK. Minor (minor freak out). Went to wash my hands in the bathroom sink. (Spoiler font for those who don't like these things). And when I turned on the faucet, a tiny lil lizard thingy came dashing out of the drain. Freaked me the f$*# out! What the? Where did that come from?? Then I recalled earlier in the summer, tiny lil ants crawling around the sink. And I wonder, could I have a crack in the sewage line that is allowing these folks in? Or is this common? Just wondering if I should contact my HOA.
billytea - Aug 17, 2014 10:30:17 pm PDT #12895 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
(Spoiler font for those who don't like these things).
Washing their hands? I say they deserve everything they get.
meara - Aug 18, 2014 7:03:18 am PDT #12896 of 30002
OK, I though tthat was going to be way worse than it was, omnis. That said, I have no idea what it means.
I had nightmares about my project manager and my vacation last night! I dreamed she wouldn't review my reports before I had to leave and she was just like "Well, you'll have to take your laptop with you to Europe then!" And then I dreamed my flight got changed so I was going to miss the next one, but the flight attendant wouldn't let me off the plane(!?). ...I hate being all stressy. Chill, brain!
Laura - Aug 18, 2014 7:16:45 am PDT #12897 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Poor thirsty lizard. We have lots of lizards in Florida and they get in the house at times. If one were stuck in the house it would possibly seek water down the drain. Pure conjecture here.