River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jun 19, 2013 8:27:16 am PDT #1086 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My Gray Cat is in the hospital, awaiting surgery tomorrow. He got in a fight and got part of the inner membrane of one eye torn almost out. (Spoiler font because it's a bit gross.) But he will be okay. The doctor reassured me that it was not as bad as it looked. And I feel like a superhero for wrestling him in the box with only minor injuries.


Daisy Jane - Jun 19, 2013 8:32:11 am PDT #1087 of 30002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Psst…hi.


Burrell - Jun 19, 2013 8:37:37 am PDT #1088 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hi there, DJ! Cute kid you got there. I see she takes up most of your time, doesn't she?


DavidS - Jun 19, 2013 8:52:16 am PDT #1089 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yikes, Zen! Get well, kitty.

Hey Daisy!


le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 9:10:25 am PDT #1090 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Hey DJ!


billytea - Jun 19, 2013 9:15:38 am PDT #1091 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The Oatmeal's take on their new favorite animal: the mantis shrimp.

It is like they are now just specifically trying to make my life better. I wonder if he knows of naked mole rats?


Daisy Jane - Jun 19, 2013 9:21:39 am PDT #1092 of 30002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hi people! I was talking about y'all yesterday and decided I needed to visit.

Yes, kiddo takes up a lot of my time. In fact, right now I have to stop her from eating cat food. Excuse me. And thanks! She is cute as hell! Catfood on her face notwithstanding.


sumi - Jun 19, 2013 9:27:08 am PDT #1093 of 30002
Art Crawl!!!

She sounds like a blast.

Good to see you.

I loved that mantis shrimp post. Sent it to many friends.


erikaj - Jun 19, 2013 9:48:49 am PDT #1094 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

my brother used to do that. He would love that I shared.


billytea - Jun 19, 2013 9:54:15 am PDT #1095 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Just tonight I watched a special on animals in Indonesian waters. The mantis shrimp made a stabby appearance of death. They also sent a camera down a mantis shrimp burrow - they're surprisingly long, up to a couple of metres at least.