No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Apr 17, 2014 9:29:19 am PDT #10447 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Okay, so tomorrow is my birthday, not a fun number and no big deal.

HOWEVER, apparently there is something called "AwesomeCon." Which, one can only assume is, dare I say it, awesome.

It's actually within walking distance if the weather is nice.

I've never been to a con. Somehow, the prospect makes me nervous, like I'll never be cool enough, and practical considerations such as GERMS.

I'm torn. Seriously torn.


beekaytee - Apr 17, 2014 9:32:09 am PDT #10448 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Oh Connie. What a terrible rabbit hole to be in.

Whatever virtual comfort would be acceptable, I'm sending it.

My friend who just had an esophageal tumor removed and a huge portion of his digestive tract resectioned has had those moments recently too.

I feel so impotent in offering good wishes. That doesn't seem enough.


DCJensen - Apr 17, 2014 9:37:49 am PDT #10449 of 30002
All is well that ends in pizza.

For your mirth, an M&M's knockoff:

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msbelle - Apr 17, 2014 9:47:08 am PDT #10450 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

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Laura,

I would have designed something from their templates, but my work computer lacks a plug - in.


sj - Apr 17, 2014 11:00:41 am PDT #10451 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Connie}}}

I found another hand control installer close by, but he said he had trouble fixing the hand controls I currently have because he can't get the parts. He wants to sell me a completely new system for $1100.


Laura - Apr 17, 2014 11:18:15 am PDT #10452 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Laura, tell me again where you are located.

Delray Beach, FL. I think I would have to get something locally because of the time line. Last moment Laura. I'm thinking something like the political signs would be quick. Just a teaser. It would also force me to get the website done since that address would be listed. Not all the pages are done. But I can manage that. eta: there is an instasign close enough. I will likely put up the website address later for Buffista advice. Not done yet.

The real real estate sign won't be here until Monday.

sj, clearly a cupcake, or two, is appropriate.

Oh Connie, that is tough. Let yourself have some time. You can't be strong all the time.

Bonny = awesome, therefore clearly you need to go to the Con. Bring some hand wipes.


sj - Apr 17, 2014 11:24:09 am PDT #10453 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Laura. I stopped at one, but I really wanted the entire half dozen. I have to be at the hospital at 7 AM for fertility testing, and then we're supposed to head to Mom's for Easter weekend. I'm not really feeling like going anymore.

Bonny = awesome, therefore clearly you need to go to the Con. Bring some hand wipes.

This.


Ginger - Apr 17, 2014 11:39:00 am PDT #10454 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know that rabbit hole well.

Trust me, Bonnie. You are way cooler than most of the people at the con.


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2014 1:03:20 pm PDT #10455 of 30002
brillig

Ah, the mid-afternoon hot flash. To be matched by the wee hours of the morning hot flash, almost exactly 12 hours later. But I haven't had a period in months. So far I'm OK with this.


EpicTangent - Apr 17, 2014 1:35:24 pm PDT #10456 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

bonny, I went to the site to try to gather info for reasoned discussion (How long has the con been running, what size crowds expected, etc.), but then I saw that Cary Elwes is doing a panel and that was that. You Must Go. (Sorry, my PB LoveIsSoPure). But seriously, wear comfortable shoes, bring hand sanitizer, & pack snacks. Have fun.

he said he had trouble fixing the hand controls I currently have because he can't get the parts. He wants to sell me a completely new system for $1100.

Really? I'm...shocked, shocked, I say! Seriously, if the guy's just going to try to squeeze you for the extra bucks, you're probably better off with the guy you already know (& hopefully trust).

Connie, sorry for the sad thought spiral.

Since I'm not likely to be near a computer much tomorrow, just in case - Happy (pre)Birthday, bonny!