Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Feb 04, 2013 5:53:25 am PST #9899 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Serious Eats makes muffaletta-flavored everything:

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tommyrot - Feb 04, 2013 6:02:39 am PST #9900 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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So there are more job openings in Chicago than the entire population of Chicago? Interesting.


smonster - Feb 04, 2013 6:03:11 am PST #9901 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm sure Entergy has many faults, but since the outage was confined to the Superdome, the odds are in favor of a problem with Superdome equipment.

Absolutely.


Typo Boy - Feb 04, 2013 6:04:36 am PST #9902 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

So: Entergy has 99 problems but the Superbowl ain't one?


Tom Scola - Feb 04, 2013 6:06:15 am PST #9903 of 30001
hwæt

This is the best explanation of how it happened.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2013 6:14:51 am PST #9904 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

did not get fired when summoned to bosses office this morning. sick feeling in stomach will not go away. continue to hate everything. protested by not wearing make-up, everyone concerned with how tired I look. may yet kill someone.

Hey, it's my life! Except I'm still wearing makeup -- although I have considered a similar protest.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2013 6:45:47 am PST #9905 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Serious Eats makes muffaletta-flavored everything:

Hey look at that. The one thing that makes everything else Muffaletta-like is the OLIVE SALAD!

Because without it, it's not a muffaletta.


Aims - Feb 04, 2013 6:48:22 am PST #9906 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well considering Lord Grantham was her prom date

She went to prom with Bernie??


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2013 6:54:44 am PST #9907 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I came into work wondering about clusterfuck A, to discover I'm essentially to blame for clusterfuck B (I should have arranged more testing yesterday--I tested 3/5, and one of the other fifths is broken--thanks, life). I should just yank the bandaid off of A, shouldn't I?


Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2013 7:09:58 am PST #9908 of 30001
brillig

They identified that skeleton found under the carpark in Leicester as Richard III. He's going to be buried with full honors in their cathedral next year. History is so cool.