Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Feb 03, 2013 2:38:43 am PST #9769 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Best of luck ita. ER people, GET IT TOGETHER!!!


Calli - Feb 03, 2013 2:42:55 am PST #9770 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope the ER treats you right this time, ita.


sarameg - Feb 03, 2013 3:21:11 am PST #9771 of 30001

I hope it goes well.

I've got to brave the Target parking lot pre-Superbowl. My goggles have failed 3 consecutive days- that means they are done. Sports' shop in in the same center. Oh and TJs. And then there is the inch or so of snow. I predict mayhem.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2013 3:37:03 am PST #9772 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whatever's happening, they are in no rush. And I'm sharing the room with someone snoring deeply through Martin.


bon bon - Feb 03, 2013 4:29:30 am PST #9773 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm getting ready to drive Bob to a half marathon... A race I also paid $$$ for but have to forego for injury. Am trying not to be resentful. Maybe I'm exaggerating but an injury during training is almost as bad as genocide.


amych - Feb 03, 2013 4:32:34 am PST #9774 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Genocide with cancer and global famine! Like the time I had to miss a national tournament for $$, and then S got flown in to referee it! There was at least one war crime involved there.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2013 4:38:45 am PST #9775 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, hey. Dr. Assbutt (the idea that this would be the last time matters not one whit to is blessed self).

Heading to Santa Monica, as soon as I send the email to my neuro.


Sue - Feb 03, 2013 4:49:55 am PST #9776 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Gah. Dr. Assbutt! I'm sorry ita.


beekaytee - Feb 03, 2013 4:54:30 am PST #9777 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Getting what you need ~ma to you ita !

I'm been thinking about what you said about the MA rating.

I'm wondering how shows like Banshee and Spartacus aren't just classified as porn with recognizable actors.

Seriously. I'm no prude, but I'm amazed at how different standards (if that is even a thing anymore) are these days. The only thing missing is the money shot and I can't imagine it will be long before that's okay too.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2013 4:55:30 am PST #9778 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He said he's going to report my neuro to the Medical Director. I'm not sure who assbutt thinks the neuro has been talking to, but there are orders in my ER file that he can't put there himself, so someone on this side of things is complicit.

I'm not in crisis mode yet--tomorrow is probably when I'll start freaking out. Hopefully not an issue.