You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Feb 02, 2013 12:56:32 pm PST #9742 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I'm thinking about bangs again too! But I always hate them when I have them! No matter what the stylist intends, unless I have my awesome dude who is a thousand miles away, I end up all China doll looking, which hurts my rocker aesthetic!

I think I have to do the LinkedIn thing, too. I even opened up the page and sat there looking at it for a moment. I just couldn't make myself do it, but I totally need to. At least then I wouldn't have to have business contacts looking at my hummingbird pictures on facebook.


erikaj - Feb 02, 2013 1:06:30 pm PST #9743 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

The Linked-In section for Professionals With Disabilities is the dumbest shit I've read in my life. "Everyone's spelling is really bad...it's depressing."


Connie Neil - Feb 02, 2013 1:22:46 pm PST #9744 of 30001
brillig

I keep getting Linked-In invitations from people I've done tech support for. No way, dude, I'm not going to be your on-call tech person.


erikaj - Feb 02, 2013 1:28:22 pm PST #9745 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

good call. Although I totally pick my friends' brains for tech support all the time.


shrift - Feb 02, 2013 1:30:25 pm PST #9746 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I keep forgetting I'm on LinkedIn because I haven't updated my profile in ages and I've never used it for networking. I feel like I should when people say they'll look for me there, but then I also don't want to get harassed because of where I work and what I do.


Dana - Feb 02, 2013 1:55:05 pm PST #9747 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I just logged into work to check on a document from a graphic designer. He noticed that some things in the list of references weren't italicized, so he italicized them.

I'm going to fucking kill him. A 100-page report, with all of the references that entails, and he's fucking with my formatting?


sarameg - Feb 02, 2013 2:04:02 pm PST #9748 of 30001

So the cats (P&L) wanted out on the deck. It's snowing (disco snow- so sparkly it looks fake!)

So I let them.

Pumpkin rolled in the snow. Loki was digging in it. I have cats, right? Not dogs?

Now Loki is roaring around attacking the melting snow on his back and between his toes, and Pumpkin got all inflated as she was indignantly washing and encountering clumps. Yep, cats.

They'll probably still want to go out later


le nubian - Feb 02, 2013 2:05:23 pm PST #9749 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

oh Dana.


erin_obscure - Feb 02, 2013 2:25:38 pm PST #9750 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I love cats and snow so very much.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2013 2:32:24 pm PST #9751 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Our Outlook client has the LinkedIn plugin, so you can see the headshots of the senders and recipients under the body of the email. It's perhaps not the most useful thing--it prioritises the LinkedIn search over your address book or the company one, so you don't always get the most useful email address when you search. But looking over and seeing the CIO's face under her emails is the best thing short of a flashing red light to get me to sit up and pay attention.

I also let certain recruiters add me--the two companies that have placed me, for instance--I'll network with anyone from either of those. The places that still call me two years after they didn't find me a job? NO for god's sake. Don't leave a message about me "still looking for a position". If I am indeed in my third year of unemployment, you're framing this too casually.

I keep getting Linked-In invitations from people I've done tech support for.

I've gotten at least one request from the oustourced tech support company we use for a tiny fraction of our support--most of the support people are sitting within earshot of me, but some strange guy halfway across the country working for a company whose name I keep forgetting who kept me on the line while he narrated himself through fixing my LiveMeeting issue then sends me a LinkedIn request? You seriously search on people who open tickets with you? I am not letting it become the same sort of out of control group of strangers that contributed to me drifting away from FB.

And I love finding ex co-workers, especially the ones from Michigan.

I turn 45 next weekend and have no plans

I am the unobserver, so I have no ideas, but I discovered today that I'm skippy again--I'm thinking of myself as 45, not 44. But 44 is a nice number. 43 was fucking useless, but I always remembered it. Why is 44 slipping my memory (and so soon)? I mean, apart from me getting old and forgetful.