One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Feb 02, 2013 9:04:54 am PST #9724 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Reading glasses: all of mine are the cheap $12 ones from the drugstore, because I like their funky frames, and magnification is magnification. The only pair I have that I dislike and never wear are the ones that cost $25.

The cheaper ones are less sturdy and more likely to be destroyed by, say, someone sitting down on them. That's why they come in multi-packs, I think. I've only ever broken one, but YMMV.


beekaytee - Feb 02, 2013 9:30:02 am PST #9725 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I get the 3 for $18 jobbies from Costco. And, I have 9 pairs. Because I'm terrible with leaving them places or tucking them into pockets.


le nubian - Feb 02, 2013 9:41:11 am PST #9726 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I loved that Jamaican parody of the VW ad.


Consuela - Feb 02, 2013 9:45:09 am PST #9727 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, god help me, I've signed up for Linkedin.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2013 10:22:33 am PST #9728 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think LinkedIn is just one of those things. I am irritated at the people who shotgun out invites to random recipients, but mostly I think enough people have looked me up on there that it's handy keeping my profile current.

My optician said the difference between the reading glasses I paid $45+insurance for and the +2s he said to pick up anywhere is the quality of the frame and the consistent magnification across the whole lens.

If there are no drugstore brands particularly better or worse than any other maybe I'll pick up a couple so I can have a pair at my bedside, etc.

That Jamaica ad makes me very happy--my sister had also sent me an article with people complaining that Americans shouldn't be the ones making funny ads involving our culture--why aren't we doing it ourselves? It was an encouragement to not be ashamed of the things that set us apart, and to work our image.

But this is the biggest PR bump we've had in forever that doesn't involve the 100m.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2013 10:34:28 am PST #9729 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, is the J'can VW video appropriate for good stuff?

And Hec, I think that's the same song playing on the real ad--Jimmy Cliff is singing.


Jesse - Feb 02, 2013 10:36:48 am PST #9730 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sure, why not? I'll throw it up there.

I got bangs! Sort of. I mean, I did, but my hair really only looks marginally different.


Cashmere - Feb 02, 2013 10:45:11 am PST #9731 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Linkedin was pretty helpful tracking down an old reference for a job application. But it's not something I check all the time.

I survived the polar plunge. 20 minutes before jumping, I went to the bar for a shot of Jack Daniels. After I downed it, a teammate said, "That's a good idea!" and went up for one. Then she came back and said, "I just threw up a little. How do you not throw up?"

She is 21 years old. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Lee - Feb 02, 2013 10:47:43 am PST #9732 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Out Drinking a 21 year old is pretty impressive.


le nubian - Feb 02, 2013 10:54:08 am PST #9733 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Not fucking with Cash.

I think I would be on the ground at your feet within 1 hour.