Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 28, 2013 3:13:15 pm PST #9215 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bathrooms should be soundproof in offices.


Amy - Jan 28, 2013 3:14:16 pm PST #9216 of 30001
Because books.

Now I want to make a list of all the Buffistas I have actually hugged.

I survived my first day of work, and actually wrote a piece on Queen Beatrix abdicating, thanks to Connie Neil! I also had fun, which is a huge bonus.


meara - Jan 28, 2013 3:14:26 pm PST #9217 of 30001

Juliebirs, I'm sure it's gross, but if he needs to go, what is he supposed to do? Is there another bathroom just as near that he could get to urgently and use without people hearing? It sounds like he has a medical problem.


meara - Jan 28, 2013 3:14:36 pm PST #9218 of 30001

Jesse - Jan 28, 2013 3:15:49 pm PST #9219 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Too-close bathrooms are a scourge, even if they are soundproof.


Juliebird - Jan 28, 2013 3:23:02 pm PST #9220 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

It's less than a minute to two other bathrooms on the floor below.

I know that probably doesn't mean much if it's medical, but his other offence is that he doesn't use the One Drop we've all talked quite enthusiastically about at staff meetings (I ordered some for my stinky brothers from a coworker who was visiting Hawaii --in the presence of said offender).

But, if it's medical, and thirty seconds doesn't mean a thing, he should have shit his pants by now.


Burrell - Jan 28, 2013 3:23:56 pm PST #9221 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I would also wonder if he might have a medical issue. I doubt he's clueless.


Burrell - Jan 28, 2013 3:26:38 pm PST #9222 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Maybe he feels some kind of ownership of that bathroom (simply because it's closest to his office) and, given what he's there to do, he might feel embarrassed to go to another one? Not saying it's logical, but I can see thinking that way. Bathroom habits can be hard to parse.


NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2013 3:28:57 pm PST #9223 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

Sorry if this is TMI, but since my gall bladder surgery and bout of pancreatitis I go through periods where my intestines give me very little warning, and then I have to get to a bathroom immediately. Believe me I'm aware, but there is very little I can do about it other than not ever leaving the house.


brenda m - Jan 28, 2013 3:30:31 pm PST #9224 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's less than a minute to two other bathrooms on the floor below.

Yeah, I think if its an emergency situation you're not really going to take that chance.

What you might be expected to think about is staying home a day or two.