Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 14, 2012 4:17:03 pm PST #893 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Not to be all medical advice all the time, but do you think I could wrap in in stretch fabric strips. I have no sports wrap, but plenty of fabric


DebetEsse - Nov 14, 2012 4:18:56 pm PST #894 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Sophia, that should work. Just make sure you're not cutting off circulation to your lower leg.


Ginger - Nov 14, 2012 4:20:36 pm PST #895 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Probably, if you can cut a fairly long 2-3"-wide strip that stretches the long way.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 14, 2012 4:44:59 pm PST #896 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thamks guys! I am wrapped, elevated, and ibuprofened. I am crossing my fingers that it will be OK because a) this literally happened by just sitting down b) this is the opposite leg of my bad hip c)I have a designer comming for fittings this weekend and they will be seriously difficult if I can't squat and get up fast.


Jesse - Nov 14, 2012 4:46:40 pm PST #897 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yikes, good luck with that, Sophia!

OTOH, she's weirdly excited about the prospect of getting braces. Which, I don't even. Where on earth does she get this?

When we were little, my cousin and I always used lemon rinds (from iced tea) as play braces. Good times!


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 4:56:51 pm PST #898 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wanted both glasses and a prosthetic leg as a kid. If you've managed to escape (so far) any messages that these things will get you mocked or ostracised, you can pretty easily build the idea up to cyborg status in your fevered childlike imagination.


Amy - Nov 14, 2012 5:02:26 pm PST #899 of 30001
Because books.

I was desperate to break something and have a cast. I think the special attention was the draw.

Sophia, I hope you're better tomorrow. Surprise injuries are no good.


Cashmere - Nov 14, 2012 5:06:40 pm PST #900 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sophia, they make affordable neoprene sleeves that you can get at any drug store. The ones with the cut out knee cap are probably best. I would pick one up. They're comfortable to wear for several hours and will give your knee the support it needs. If the pain keeps up, go see a doctor. It could be a torn meniscus. But then, it could just be a strain or sprain, and the rest, ice and support is about all you can do. Oh, and take ibprofen over acetaminophen, prophylactically. I usually do 400-600 mgs before practice.


brenda m - Nov 14, 2012 5:10:36 pm PST #901 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

billytea, I may need to quote that.

ita, bigger bowl, plastic wrap and a paper towel underneath for when it doesn't work.

Braces are a Big Girl thing. Until you get them.


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 5:21:20 pm PST #902 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I doubt I'd use any process that involves much manual intervention, because the microwave is the hands off magic box for me. It's simpler for me to stand at a stove stirring than starting and restarting the gowy box (no, not that one, the other one) because that's how I'm processing effort investment.

I need to see if my current methods will explode saucers. That seems key. I do actually prefer steel cut (GOD, do I, but I'm a slut for oats in most any form, really) and I had the whole thing down to a lazy mechanical process, but I lost momentum...

Just re-distributed foodstuffs in the kitchen. Since the moth infestation I'm uber-paranoid and keeping more stuff on the counters instead of up on shelves where I can't see them, and in airtight containers instead of the original now-kinda-opened boxes. I love moving grain from rectangular container to cylindrical, etc, inasmuch as I'm testing my ability to estimate volume independently of the dimensions.

I did end up leaning on the raisins a little, but otherwise pretty okay. Canisters are full, and cheapo tupperware is released back for fridge and freezer duty.