The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes
From The Onion. Weird, with disturbing images.
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2013 7:44:27 am PST #7807 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Jan 15, 2013 7:54:14 am PST #7808 of 30001
hwæt
Beverly - Jan 15, 2013 8:21:03 am PST #7809 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I've always sort of longed for really wee chimney sweeps, with the stiff scratchy brushes, to clean my ears--the worst part of being plugged for me is the itchy. No Dick Van Dyke, though.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2013 8:23:00 am PST #7810 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Still, I'd love to see a tiny Dick Van Dyke, dressed as a chimney sweep and covered in earwax.
But I suppose his singing while in your ear would get annoying.
Jesse - Jan 15, 2013 8:35:10 am PST #7811 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
One weekend, I swear all of the ads I saw were for this ear cleaner machine thing. The best part of the ad was the stupid people stabbing themselves in the head with a q-tip and screaming "OW!" Edit: Here you go [link]
meara - Jan 15, 2013 8:36:13 am PST #7812 of 30001
Aaagh. I am not allowed to eat anything until after my surgery (which is scheduled for noon). And I"m sitting here, staring at the food in my easy reach, going "would it REALLY be so bad?!" WANT FOOD.
Also on the shit list: the person whose car alarm went off last night, and then stopped, and then went off again half an hour later...all night long.
brenda m - Jan 15, 2013 8:36:51 am PST #7813 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'll just hold out for the brain worms.
Natalie Wood's drowning death reclassified by Los Angeles coroner
The LA Coroner's office has that much time on their hands?
SuziQ - Jan 15, 2013 8:44:23 am PST #7814 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I love my headphones. Starbucks is LOUD today.In addition to the typical folks working and meeting and all that, there is a group of mommies and little girls doing story time. The kids are pretty well behaved, but still, added noise.
Gonna work for another 30 minutes, then off to the laundromat, then - hopefully - home. Home will be a combo of putting the house back in order and finishing work for the day.
The best part of the ad was the stupid people stabbing themselves in the head with a q-tip and screaming "OW!"
Who does that? Ever? I have an unholy love for my q-tips, even though I know I shouldn't clean my ears with them, but I've NEVER just shoved one in my ear like that.
Jesse - Jan 15, 2013 9:26:22 am PST #7815 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh god, I have write a really heartfelt letter right now (from someone else) and I am just Not In The Mood.
Who does that? Ever?
Incompetent people in infomercials are one of my favorite things on TV. [link]
Consuela - Jan 15, 2013 9:27:59 am PST #7816 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Yikes. This is a disturbing read, but really fascinating: an oral history of the UT Tower shootings in 1966. [link]
One thing I'd never heard before was that a bunch of people got their own rifles and started shooting back. It did help, because the sniper had fewer chances to line up shots.