Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 14, 2013 9:51:09 am PST #7735 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

OH! I forgot I had a crazy dream to share.

Jesse and I were at a yoga retreat (which? yeah, no I am in no shape for a yoga retreat) and it was super duper out there. We had to all be in this giant communal room for everything and there were different sections where we did "bonding and sharing" and there was a hanging toilet behind some hung up sheets we were supposed to use.


Jesse - Jan 14, 2013 9:56:15 am PST #7736 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That sounds like my nightmare! I'd have to pee outside.

Oh! I didn't know until my coworker told me, but Jennifer Lawrence saying "It says I beat Meryl"? A quote from The First Wives' Club.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2013 10:02:22 am PST #7737 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

there was a hanging toilet behind some hung up sheets we were supposed to use.

Now you've piqued my curiosity. When the hanging toilet is used, where does the crap go?


msbelle - Jan 14, 2013 10:04:25 am PST #7738 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it was basically a bedpan. I was too horrified to even contemplate. Jesse and I were making OH HELL NO faces at each other as we were pulled to different groups.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2013 10:09:11 am PST #7739 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh. I was thinking maybe it was some magical toilet or something.


Toddson - Jan 14, 2013 10:10:11 am PST #7740 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

skimming, I read that as "yogurt retreat"


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2013 10:35:16 am PST #7741 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You'd need more than one hanging bedpan at one of those!


§ ita § - Jan 14, 2013 11:19:21 am PST #7742 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I sort of hate the weather.

Indoors is fine--if my shirt was not white, I'd be okay without the jacket. But I'm barely appropriately dressed to run to the car...and I really want to run to the car. For some alone time.

I wonder if the Mother Room is mothers only. Is that discriminatory? Sometimes a girl needs a lie down.


DavidS - Jan 14, 2013 11:24:56 am PST #7743 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Paranoia inducing tales of cyberspying.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2013 11:38:23 am PST #7744 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, I'm feeling like it's just too hard to figure out how paranoid I should be.