She called him narcoleptic and he promptly collapsed on the floor to nap just as they were ready to leave. HAH!

Robotic Spider Dress mixes insectoid creepiness with high fashion

Dutch designer Anouk Wipprecht collaborated with Austrian software developer Daniel Schatzmayr to create the Robotic Spider Dress, a garment featuring arachnoid legs that respond to nearby movement. Schatzmayr's obsession with hacking hexapods, along with Wipprecht's established ability to craft fashions that defy convention resulted in this nightmarish hybrid reminiscent of the Borg Queen's unsettling robot spine host body. As a Halloween costume, the Robotic Spider Dress would win every time, but as a piece of fashion, it might actually be an early look at practical robotics-enhanced garments.

I think this should be Jilli-safe....

I think my first clue that I shouldn't have read that was that it involved cats and Hec thought it was great. That was really upsetting to read.

Sorry, Cass. I shoulda' put a warning in that post.

I also like deer and I know people consider them pests too. I just think they realized that gardens are delicious and it never occurred to them that we might want to keep that stuff for ourselves.

The problem with deer in the DC area isn't so much garden-eating (though that is also annoying) it's that they wander onto highways and cause major traffic accidents.

Where I grew up, we were in the county that usually had the highest number of car/deer accidents in Wisconsin.

No one in my family has hit a deer with a car, but I've had to brake many times for them. Once while on a back road, a deer was running down the road ahead of me. After some honking the deer finally pulled over so I could pass it.

Deer do a lot of damage to crops, but we didn't have too much trouble with that.

Sorry, Cass. I shoulda' put a warning in that post.

It wasn't easy to read, but I'm glad I did. Also, the cat nation idea was pretty great.

the cat nation idea was pretty great.

That was the only part of that post I liked. I mean, I'm glad Matthew Inman's family was safe, and he's a resilient person, but -- yeah, pretty much the whole thing was really upsetting. But I would have read it if I were on The Oatmeal's page (versus it being linked here, is what I mean), so I'm not upset it was linked here or anything.

ION, we are all ready to kill an author. We are literally a month behind schedule. Our process is to edit an article, typeset it, proofread it, correct it, and then send a galley proof to the author. Cumulatively, we can spend upwards of 12-15 hours on some really complicated articles before a galley ever goes to the author.

So, we sent a galley of one of these big, time-consuming articles to the author, and he sent back a NEW WORD DOCUMENT, saying "our team converted the wrong version" of his manuscript and we needed to use the attached document and send him a new galley right away. (Note: we only ever had ONE manuscript. We didn't have several, with different dates on them, and picked the wrong one. We had ONE. Which is what we used.)

Yeah, no. You send a NEW document, we have to re-edit it, re-typeset it, re-proof it, and re-correct it before it can ever go back out. Essentially, we have to treat it as a totally new article. So all the time we spent on it -- remember, we are a month behind schedule -- was wasted.

Fortunately, the proper official response to this author is actually along the lines of, Hey, this is not how things are done. If you would like us to use your new manuscript, it will get treated as a new article and will be re-scheduled for several months from now. Also, piss off.

Possibly that last sentence will not be included.

Normally I find "bad things happen to cats" stories very upsetting, but the Oatmeal thing only upset me a little. Maybe because it didn't go into too much detail for me.

I found the Oatmeal cat thing confusing, because first all the cats left to form cat nation and then they were in the house for a fire? I had a hard time following.

I have been hearing a phrase lately from the young people-- saying someone is "throwing shade". What does that mean?

"throwing shade". What does that mean?

They're really tall?