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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Jan 08, 2013 1:21:42 pm PST #7030 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Ninja socks! [link]


Sheryl - Jan 08, 2013 1:31:23 pm PST #7031 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Sorry about the bugs, Suzi.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 08, 2013 1:33:13 pm PST #7032 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is it so hard to make a device that will disintegrate any living thing smaller than a kitten in a house-sized space while leaving anything larger completely unharmed?


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2013 1:48:14 pm PST #7033 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm trying to wrap my mind around the socks that just say NINJA on them.

I knew a guy who had VEGAN tattooed on him like that, but bolder. We used to hang out in a gang of four, and since him and his GF were, well, dietarily restricted, we'd eat at the vegan common denominator, instead of places which had vegan options (this is LA. Those are around too.

They're the kind of people who suggest we go for dinner at the raw food place before going to the peak oil movie.

When they broke up, she went back to carnivore, which bugged the fuck out of me, because--bending over backward to not just accommodate, but indulge their dietary choices, and she didn't even have the weight of her conviction behind it.

She's now teaching sex, now that I think about our last contact. Mmm. Sex.

Tabi socks are just 3 steps away from Vibram hell.

There was a release last weekend for the platform I'm primary on. It was a reasonably high-profile one, designed to regain business confidence in our department. I wasn't officially on the release,, since I have my own project.

This week is dealing-with-fallout week. We have a back button that replaces the first link on the body of any page, no matter where or what that link was as well as a couple other issues.

I am not entirely sure how a fix that's supposed to remove a button *entirely* but ends up placing the back button randomly on the page instead gets through three layers of testing.

I'm still the face of the app--the business doesn't officially know I didn't run this release--but I can't look them in the virtual eye when we did something so stupid.

Ugh. Head hurts. Want to hibernate. But even if the work day were over, it doesn't seem the gardening day is.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2013 2:07:55 pm PST #7034 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tabi socks are just 3 steps away from Vibram hell.

Tim's brother and SiL got their 3 kids (ages 14, 16, and 21) Vibrams for Christmas, and they all wore them when we took them to the movies. I could not stop staring at their feet!


meara - Jan 08, 2013 2:47:03 pm PST #7035 of 30001

She's teaching sex? How does one teach sex?

I have shoes made by vibram, which I like, but they are not toe shoes. They just have the flexible sole and wide forefoot without...individual toes.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2013 2:47:46 pm PST #7036 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, there are sex surrogates.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2013 2:51:31 pm PST #7037 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm doing laundry. How did I survive laundromats before wifi?

I wish my apartment building had laundry. It used to, before I moved in.

I heard that in my neighborhood, the mob controls the laundromats, and they pressure landlords into not having laundry on their premises. Dunno if it's true, but it makes a fun Chicago story.


SuziQ - Jan 08, 2013 2:57:40 pm PST #7038 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm home. A bit calmer. Punching and kicking REALLY helps. I told my sensei I didn't want to think...just tell me what to do. Worked wonders. My training partner is fantastic too.

As did coming back home to discover that the water extraction guys had been here, declared that everything was dry, replaced the carpet pad, fixed the carpet, and REMOVED THE BLOWERS. It is like unto a miracle. I can hear myself think again. The prospect of trying to sleep with those again I think was part of my freakout today.

So, the big bed bug clean up starts tomorrow. I'm giving myself tonight off. And we ordered Thai delivery (ginger scallion shrimp...NOM).


Consuela - Jan 08, 2013 3:04:42 pm PST #7039 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So glad the blowers are gone, Suzi!

My computer at the office died and I'm using another workstation. Which is an engineering workstation with dual monitors. SOB. So wonderful, I won't be able to go back to my regular computer.

The down side is that it's way more social at this end of the office, and it's distracting.