I thought the idea was that if you have open windows and loud music, they will try to get in.
And even if the car windows are closed, it would be like a scene from The Birds, but with extra bonus squirrels.
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 04, 2013 7:55:32 am PST #6612 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jan 04, 2013 7:56:11 am PST #6613 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
like a scene from The Birds, but with extra bonus squirrels.
Or in my neighborhood, bonus racoons.
Jesse - Jan 04, 2013 8:22:07 am PST #6614 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And accepting responsibility for your mistakes while carrying a feasible mitigation plan so far seems to be the best way of handling things that kinda gotta happen to everyone.
Indeed. Thank goodness most people here are really nice and helpful. We have a plan! I am emailing everyone! And setting up meetings! And had a buffalo chicken sandwich for lunch.
Mostly I'm glad I already have wine in the house. Last time I had a Friday like this, I didn't, and there is no cheap wine place near me. And I love cheap wine!
Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2013 8:27:46 am PST #6615 of 30001
brillig
So my company has just managed to make itself the laughing stock of a large portion of the state and anyone who reads the local paper.
Our new offices are being built in a new development on Morning Glory Lane. Executives of my company asked the city to change the name of the street because apparently Morning Glory is a term for a morning erection. Half the comments on the newspaper story are "I've never heard of that, what kind of perverts is this company?" and the others are "Good lord, these people are prudes, no one would have thought of that unless it was pointed out."
I'd never heard of that slang, but Hubby had. Urban Dictionary has it, but there's a lot of stuff in there that I've never heard of
Sue - Jan 04, 2013 8:30:49 am PST #6616 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Everything is pervy on Urban Dictionary
brenda m - Jan 04, 2013 8:38:01 am PST #6617 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"Good lord, these people are prudes, no one would have thought of that unless it was pointed out."
Sounds about right. It's not like you're building on Morning Wood Blvd.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 04, 2013 8:38:35 am PST #6618 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Everything is pervy on Urban Dictionary
I once looked up "chinos" on Urban Dictionary.
DavidS - Jan 04, 2013 8:38:39 am PST #6619 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
They should change the name of the street to Cocksucker Boulevard.
Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2013 8:40:22 am PST #6620 of 30001
brillig
I wish I could hear what's going on in the executive suite. Any publicity is good, right?
Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2013 8:43:04 am PST #6621 of 30001
brillig
And now someone's added us to Urban Dictionary. I'm not giving ny compnay's name and I'm not looking it up.