One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2012 1:33:32 pm PST #5231 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

He wants the research handed to him

Pffft. No one's done the research.


sumi - Dec 20, 2012 1:36:19 pm PST #5232 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

One of my friends was going to be flying in from Seattle tomorrow and her flight was cancelled.

And my electricity went out briefly.

I have electric heat.

This is NOT good.


Jesse - Dec 20, 2012 1:55:08 pm PST #5233 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, that's a mess, meara. And sumi, I hope your power stays on! Stay safe, everyone!

I just had a meeting over drinks with my financial guy. He hugged me at the end. Hmm. (I have a financial guy??)


meara - Dec 20, 2012 2:00:49 pm PST #5234 of 30001

I just had a meeting over drinks with my financial guy.

You have a financial guy? AND you have meetings over drinks? You are way more adult and cooler than I.


Jesse - Dec 20, 2012 2:06:57 pm PST #5235 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not sure how this happened. I mean, mostly he's rolling over all of my old-job retirement funds, so it's not like I'm Investing or whatever, but it's good. We have a bunch of meetings now, getting things set up, but then it'll just be annual.


Burrell - Dec 20, 2012 2:14:40 pm PST #5236 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dang, now I want a financial guy. All the cool kids have one.

My kids have fallen down the Mine Craft shaft and I'm not sure when they'll come out. Or if I want them too. They are surprisingly quiet in there.

Sending out wishes for safety and safe travels to folks in the storm's path.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2012 2:18:59 pm PST #5237 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heavy, wet snow started just before I left work. So far it's all melting as it hits the ground.


meara - Dec 20, 2012 2:21:04 pm PST #5238 of 30001

Really, tommyrot? That's so obnoxious--in theory my flight should've been landing in about an hour. Hrmph.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2012 2:23:06 pm PST #5239 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I seem to be okay (apart from the guy that dumped tea into my lap on the plane...apparently I am a slut for their hot hot caffeinated juices.

My sister, who I was supposed to be meeting in Miami, got bumped in Baltimore. With concomitant voucher, natch. I never get the voucher until I bitch. Pfft


Burrell - Dec 20, 2012 2:28:31 pm PST #5240 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Those Miss Universe outfits are amazing, mostly NOT in a good way. But I did like Miss Bahamas.