Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Dec 20, 2012 8:06:47 am PST #5188 of 30001

Initial reports were that a "small plane" hit one of the towers.

I remember that--I was listening to the radio as I got ready for work, and immediately pictured the sightseeing plane that had crashed into the Empire State Building (??) a year or three before that.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2012 8:09:16 am PST #5189 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, all I can say is, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Olive Garden, Red Lobster See Sharp Drop In Profits After Anti-Obamacare Campaign Backfires

Ever since Darden Restaurants — the owner of the Olive Garden and Red Lobster chains — first announced its anti-Obamacare campaign, the company has had a tough couple of months. Darden admitted as much when it revised its predictions for latest quarterly earnings down in December, attributing the drop to “recent negative media coverage on Darden [...] and how we might accommodate healthcare reform.”

The negative press led the company to reverse course on its threat to shift employees to part-time status to avoid covering them under Obamacare. The latest report on Darden’s earnings prove that was a good move, since the restaurants did take a turn for the worse as a result of their bad publicity. Its net income fell 37 percent:


Jessica - Dec 20, 2012 8:09:43 am PST #5190 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've had to rewatch almost all of the live reporting from 9/11 because of my job (last year being the tenth anniversary meant everyone with access to Final Cut Pro was making a documentary about it) and the eyewitness reports were all over the place, and most of them completely wrong.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2012 8:18:43 am PST #5191 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The Atlantic has a bunch of photos of people preparing for the end of the world: [link]

Some of them are pretty awesome. I like the round pods you can float on a river.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2012 8:21:08 am PST #5192 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I like the round pods you can float on a river.

Those are awesome. They'd work for many end-of-the-world scenarios, but not the "Invasion by giant aliens armed with giant pool cues" one.

(The link is x-posty with Tom Scola, btw.)


Sophia Brooks - Dec 20, 2012 8:30:43 am PST #5193 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I LOVE the round pods!!

I just came across someone named Deidre. For some reason, I thought all the Deidres were just people mispronouncing Deirdre, not that it was a different name!


Jesse - Dec 20, 2012 8:38:35 am PST #5194 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Miss Universe national costumes: [link] How is it that Miss USA might be the tackiest one of all?? (Also, congrats to her, repping Rhode Island and BU. We're practically related!)


sumi - Dec 20, 2012 8:38:38 am PST #5195 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Tommy love that story about Olive Garden & Red Lobster. Ha.

I am at a local cafe where I sm recovering from an excursion into the cold, driving rain only to discover that my lunch date had cancelled on me an hour prior. My novturnal ways had made me kate and I did not check my messages. My phone -- apparently people use this thing for direct communication.


Jesse - Dec 20, 2012 8:39:03 am PST #5196 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For some reason, I thought all the Deidres were just people mispronouncing Deirdre, not that it was a different name!

It is not a different name! People just spell and say it wrong.


Pix - Dec 20, 2012 8:40:02 am PST #5197 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

I'm not surprised at the mistakes--more just shocked that I had missed the truth when it did come out.