I tell him I need napkins, and he tells me he didn't mean to do it.
Was he five years old? Because I have this conversation DAILY and am hoping my kid will grow out of it.
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Dec 20, 2012 4:48:22 am PST #5166 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
hippocampus - Dec 20, 2012 4:59:50 am PST #5167 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
and am hoping my kid will grow out of it.
laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs. and cries.
ita !, I can't even think what I would have done in your place. Public shaming? IDEK.
Strix - Dec 20, 2012 5:02:58 am PST #5168 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The weather outside is frightful.
That is all.
SailAweigh - Dec 20, 2012 5:13:50 am PST #5169 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Cameras on the top of the Atmospheric Oceanic and Space Sciences bldg at UW-Madison: [link]
We've already had 8 inches of snow and they're predicting 7 more. Joy.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2012 5:16:04 am PST #5170 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We're getting the blizzard starting this afternoon.
Perhaps I should have taken the train to work.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2012 5:16:57 am PST #5171 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We've already had 8 inches of snow and they're predicting 7 more. Joy.
Wow. We're getting the edge of the storm. The rain will turn to snow at 3:00.
SailAweigh - Dec 20, 2012 5:19:25 am PST #5172 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Oh, and I finally lost the LDB contest last night. I stopped at the grocery store to pick up almonds for my cookie baking today and I found myself humming "pa-rum-pa-pa-pum" on the way out and realized I'd been earwormed. I was really hoping to make it through the season without hearing it. Not that I mind it; I mind losing.
t /shallow
§ ita § - Dec 20, 2012 5:34:43 am PST #5173 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Because I have this conversation DAILY and am hoping my kid will grow out of it.
Learned incompetence is even less cute when you're dealing with strangers.
Since the shuttle was coming at 3:30, I kinda didn't go to sleep last night. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Please, just let me on the motherfucking plane.
I have had a cascade of everything being too complicated--when I went to The Hobbit, my ticket didn't print, but they didn't tell me I could go in to the movie until I'd missed at least five minutes of it--instead walking me over to the machine even though I told them my curtain time. When I went to the pharmacy to pick up a script, it was too soon. But when I ordered the refill Monday, I told them it was a vacation override. Why are you telling me at 6:10 that the insurance company's offices are closed two days later? I'm leaving the country, and I want my meds. I'm glad they worked around it, by delayed billing if they can't get the override without me. Then there is the grand Nook waste of time, and this morning I get out at Terminal 6 instead of 4, and my passport and record locator won't let me check in, and the American Airlines lady is asking me questions I can't answer: "Did you buy this through Alaskan Airlines?" (at whose terminal I initially disembarked). No, I bought it through the internet. LET ME ON THE PLANE.
I hope the "Check in in Miami" doesn't blow up into anything, but the plane is late. Wait--they just called my name???
Jesse - Dec 20, 2012 5:34:47 am PST #5174 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh shit. I don't have a birthday present for my father. Either that, or I don't have a Christmas present for him. His bday is tomorrow, and I was sort of thinking about getting him a case of fun beer, but I can't do it on my own and have no way to make the logistics work before meeting them for dinner tomorrow. I guess I can give him what was going to be his Christmas present and then figure out Christmas over the weekend.
Good times!
Strix - Dec 20, 2012 5:44:46 am PST #5175 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
ita !, what is this meds vacation override of which you speak?
I'm supposed to get my Ambien on 12/25, but I'm leaving the 22nd for the in-laws, and I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep for 4 days.