How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Juliebird - Jul 21, 2013 2:55:22 pm PDT #29880 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Just listened to my neighbors guests say "let's have a party when you guys close!" which made my paranoid brain think that they are buying the property and will be the ones to evict me if I don't find a new place soon (they frequently have commented on how cute my apartment is and what they could do with it). But that seems convoluted to have our mutual landlady in on such a deception.

More like they found a new place to move into, which makes me excited that maybe they'll be gone before I am.


Tom Scola - Jul 21, 2013 2:58:38 pm PDT #29881 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Is it possible to be more preppy? [link]


Lee - Jul 21, 2013 3:00:12 pm PDT #29882 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

He could be wearing topsiders.


Hil R. - Jul 21, 2013 3:03:03 pm PDT #29883 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The shorts could be embroidered with little whales or lobsters.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2013 3:03:25 pm PDT #29884 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ISTG, when I got the email from tumblr saying (to my fanart tumblr) "fuck-her-throat is now following you. Whee!" I thought I was part of some follow-spamming or something.

But, lo and behold, they hearted the last picture I posted, so the tumblr full of women gagging on it.

Those pictures are just...uncomfy as all hell. Speaking of sex & pictures, I also stumbled across a list of celebrity "leaked" sex tapes, and I had no idea that Sam Jones was in that number. Or what he was packing in his pants. Whoa..


Trudy Booth - Jul 21, 2013 3:12:43 pm PDT #29885 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

zucchini soup freezes well

zucchini, tomatoes, potatoes, onions, garlic, a little olive oil, a half cup water, cook it down, stir in a bunch of basil at the end

om nom nom nom nomm


le nubian - Jul 21, 2013 3:13:09 pm PDT #29886 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm in my office and down the hall (like 5 or so doors down on the opposite side), one of my colleagues is yelling at another person in the office with the door closed. Both of our doors are closed, so it stopped me in my tracks to hear loud yelling. There is another person in the office with him.

I have no idea if they know I am here or not, but I'm going to run for my car if something jumps off.


-t - Jul 21, 2013 3:22:54 pm PDT #29887 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Y'all, I just discovered grapes growing in my backyard and they are delicious! The perks of not weeding.


Kat - Jul 21, 2013 3:24:04 pm PDT #29888 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Is it possible to be more preppy? [link]

He needs a webbing belt. Or a rope belt. Any of these would suffice: [link]


Sophia Brooks - Jul 21, 2013 4:13:40 pm PDT #29889 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Is it possible to be more preppy? [link]

His shorts could be Nantucket red WITH Hil's suggestion of embroidered whales. But then it is a very fine line between preppy and Chuck Bass dandy.