Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 02, 2012 7:58:39 am PST #2894 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Inviting aromas of black cherry and dark chocolate entwine and continue on the palate

Entwine? But how can you make wine out o...

Never mind. Please don't put that on my permanent record.


Burrell - Dec 02, 2012 8:00:03 am PST #2895 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That poor girl next to you, ita. Sounds awful.

Your story about the nurse reinforces something my sister told me, which is that in the hospitals everything depends on the nurses. The good ones are worth gold.


-t - Dec 02, 2012 8:00:07 am PST #2896 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

WIne made by ents, not of ents, surely.

Made by entwives, more likely.


Connie Neil - Dec 02, 2012 8:18:28 am PST #2897 of 30001
brillig

Overheard recently at my work here in the heart of Mormon Utah: "(longsuffering sigh) No, dude, a menorah is not just a fancy holiday candleholder."


flea - Dec 02, 2012 8:28:19 am PST #2898 of 30001
information libertarian

There was an email that came over the campus parenting list-serv in North Carolina asking for mohel recommendations. A couple of hours later there was a very funny followup thanking everyone for the motel recommendations, but explaining what a mohel was.


Atropa - Dec 02, 2012 8:38:46 am PST #2899 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Mornings BAD. Who the hell starts a conference at 8AM on a Sunday morning? Coffee is my my bestest friend right now.

I found the Mad Tea Party slot machines last night, but no sign of any of the "spooky" slots.


askye - Dec 02, 2012 8:49:18 am PST #2900 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I know someone who recently had a knee transplant. I had no idea they did those.

She was in a horrific car accident - she hit black ice and her car slid into the foundation of a house. The EMTs couldn't get her breathing when a doctor of some kind saw the ambulance and stopped and did something (can't remember now). If he hadn't been driving by she could have died. She had to have a bunch of surgeries and needed a knee replacement but she's too young for insurance to cover knee replacement so they did a transplant that cost more.


tommyrot - Dec 02, 2012 8:52:15 am PST #2901 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

x-posted w/FB...

This might only be of interest to Chicagoistas and/or fans of bank architecture, but there's an old bank building in Wicker Park (on the corner of Damen and Milwaukee) that closed down, and now it's the site of an upscale Walgreens. I think they did a good job of preserving the character of the building.

The bank vault was retained and now is a "Vitamin Vault": [link]

More interior shots: [link] [link]

eta:

The Noel State Bank building, constructed in 1919, was designed by Gardner C. Coughlen in a neo-classical style. The original bank fell victim to a bank run during the Great Depression and has housed several different banks over the decades, the last being Midwest Bank, which closed several years ago.

[link]


Dana - Dec 02, 2012 10:15:46 am PST #2902 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Husband left for Houston this morning. Naturally, we were up until after midnight last night. I slept until 11, ate, and now I have 45 minutes until I need to get on a bus to make an hour-long trip to sing Messiah.

I want my weekend back.


le nubian - Dec 02, 2012 10:24:21 am PST #2903 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

[link]

people who are having a worse day than you.

the toilet paper gun GOT me.