Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jul 11, 2013 5:40:04 am PDT #28824 of 30001
Because books.

She is eternal.

Maybe she should be introduced to Clovis.


Steph L. - Jul 11, 2013 5:45:49 am PDT #28825 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

She is seriously Highlander kitty. She's still fairly spry, runs around, torments bugs, and can jump up on the back of the couch (although I think now she jumps to the couch seat and thence to the back). She's all black except a sprinkling of maybe 10 white hairs on her chest. And occasionally when a whisker falls out, the new whisker that grows in to replace it is all white. But she has only ever had one white whisker at a time; the rest are black.

She is eternal.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2013 5:47:06 am PDT #28826 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't know if anyone is following the 777 crash at SFO anymore, but this is a big WTF:

Eventually, the 777 screeched to a stop. That's when the lead flight attendant approached the cockpit and asked if they should evacuate. The flight crew, which was then talking with the air traffic control tower, said no.

An announcement over the aircraft's speakers told passengers to stay in their seats.

Then, one flight attendant noticed flames outside, around row 10, and told another attendant to relay the information to the cockpit. At that point, the evacuation process began.

This whole process -- from the plane stopping to the evacuation order -- took about 90 seconds, Hersman said. That's the amount of time, she pointed out, in which U.S. regulators say an airliner should be entirely cleared of passengers and crew.

They were lucky that delay didn't cause any more deaths.


brenda m - Jul 11, 2013 5:55:33 am PDT #28827 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Honestly, it sounds like one fuck up after another. Hard to believe. Now the elevator tells me that the pilot is claiming to have been blinded by a white light when they were at 500 ft. Not sure that passes the smell test given all the rest of what they did wrong.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2013 5:57:14 am PDT #28828 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Reflections off the mirror he was snorting blow from, perhaps?


Amy - Jul 11, 2013 6:00:54 am PDT #28829 of 30001
Because books.

Didn't I read that he had never landed that class of airliner before or something?


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2013 6:05:30 am PDT #28830 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He hadn't landed a 777 at SFO before. He had landed then at other airports.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2013 6:08:03 am PDT #28831 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now the elevator tells me that the pilot is claiming to have been blinded by a white light when they were at 500 ft. Not sure that passes the smell test given all the rest of what they did wrong.

Yeah. Two points:

1) He was being trained on the 777. His instructor also bears responsibility.

2) They should have aborted the landing once they reached 1000 feet.


Tom Scola - Jul 11, 2013 6:20:42 am PDT #28832 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Scola's Law of IT: Given the clear choice of a simple solution or a complicated solution, people will choose the more complicated solution every single time. When you challenge someone and try to explain that the more complicated solution is not necessary, you will be met with blank stares, and you will be ignored completely.

I am so burned out in my career.


Hil R. - Jul 11, 2013 6:21:48 am PDT #28833 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Someone called the police because a father took off his toddlers' bathing suits so that they could shower the sand off at the beach. [link]