I had to stop reading that article or else I would have gone out to buy a gun.

Maybe gay people are God's way of giving hope to kids that heterosexual people fuck over when they ditch them (not that I think that, but it seems as valid as D-bags arguments).

I totally end up needing to pee during a movie. Usually because I also have an enormous soda and those things don't go together well.

That is usually the problem for me.Also movie theatres are freezing!

Timelies all!

Took Gary's mom out to dinner for her birthday.

I admittedly drink a lot of water. Like at least 4L a day, minimum. The thing is, I can tell if I don't. My skin acts up, my lips get chapped, and I get headaches and muscle aches.

The rest of my fluid intake is pretty much 2 glasses of juice, a can of soda and a pot of coffee or tea. And booze, but that varies wildly.

Also, I'm a camel.

Dieting tip from our new tech guy: drink cold water. The very act of our body warming up ice cold water to body temperature so that it can digest it burns calories, apparently. The tip about eating celery was futile, though, since I have to eat it with either cream cheese or ranch dressing negates any negative calorie benefits.

Random: I really wish, when women change their name on getting married, that they would at least leave their maiden name in the middle on Facebook. I lose track of who people are!

I drink a ridiculous amount of water and iced tea. It's not unusual for me to not pee from 7:00 AM to about 4:00 PM if I am working. It's nuts and probably bad for me but not unusual.

I need a nap. I don't want to do anything. And my car continues to act up. I picked it up yesterday after $600 in repairs and I got halfway to UCLA when the check engine light came back on. Sigh.

Also a chicken appeared at my house this afternoon. Not a nice roasted chicken, but a living walking one.

Random: I really wish, when women change their name on getting married, that they would at least leave their maiden name in the middle on Facebook. I lose track of who people are!

I thought that was standard practice. But I never changed my name, so I really don't know.

Also, I'm a camel.

And I thought the point of being a camel was that you could drink a lot one day and the not need any water for a week or two. But it doesn't sound like that is what you mean, sarameg, so I am lost. Unless you are literally a camel, which would make buying bathing suits much more challenging than I had supposed.

Dinner tonight is a fancy salad - multiple ingredients, some of which had to be sliced or chopped! I feel very grown-up. Eating in front of the TV.