If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jul 09, 2013 8:43:16 am PDT #28592 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Dear [secretary], you know, if you are going to take credit for the work other people have done and present it as your own, and then get asked a follow up question, it might be a good idea not to send the people who did the original work the emails showing that you are taking credit for the work, especially if you did it in a way that makes it look like the other people missed something.


Amy - Jul 09, 2013 8:50:09 am PDT #28593 of 30001
Because books.

Are her books like the web comic, Zen?

it might be a good idea not to send the people who did the original work the emails showing that you are taking credit for the work

Good god.


le nubian - Jul 09, 2013 8:52:02 am PDT #28594 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Lee, holy shit.


Dana - Jul 09, 2013 9:04:10 am PDT #28595 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Work is irritating me so I painted my nails instead.


Kat - Jul 09, 2013 9:08:10 am PDT #28596 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh lord, Lee. And she expects you to continue to answer her questions, I'd assume.


Lee - Jul 09, 2013 9:16:07 am PDT #28597 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Pretty much, yes. Which I will, but I will also start copying the attorneys on everything.


Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2013 9:19:16 am PDT #28598 of 30001
brillig

re: bathrooming. I asked my doctor how often someone should go to the bathroom, and he said every couple of hours is normal. I have had to pull out the "middle-aged female bladder--look, just ask your mother, OK?" thing when young male supervisors have questioned why I couldn't go through the whole morning without taking a break. Utah law says you should give workers a ten-minute break after 5 hours of work, which to a certain class of manager means someone should be able to keep their butt in the seat for 5 hours straight--and hey, we're giving you the required half-hour lunch for eight hours works halfway through your shift, so what's the problem?


Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2013 9:27:49 am PDT #28599 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Amy, I don't even know!

tommyrot, that link made me squeal with glee. Deeper realities than them what we already got! EXCITING!

Personally, I think everyone's overhydrated and we don't need to be drinking so much. But that's just my non-doctor-y opinion. I felt better when I stopped dutifully gulping down water whether I was thirsty or not, for sure.

I gotta pee less often, too.


tommyrot - Jul 09, 2013 9:41:13 am PDT #28600 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For Teppy:

Topological Marvel: The Klein Bottle in Art

I still need a Kein bottle.

eta:

The California-based Acme Klein Bottle Company sports quite a catalog of different glass and plastic bottles. They describe their products as "the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions":

Teppy, is that where yours came from?


beth b - Jul 09, 2013 9:46:33 am PDT #28601 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Interesting , Zen. Living in CA where it is dryer , I need more water than I used to. Add a few chronic conditions and all the drugs that go with them - about 8 out of 10 times more water helps.