Maybe you should have a scene where they bring Colin Firth to try to reason with it, and it has a whole identity crisis. "But...you're me? How can you be me?"
I like this.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Jul 08, 2013 10:20:33 am PDT #28501 of 30001
hip deep in pie
le nubian - Jul 08, 2013 10:32:13 am PDT #28502 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
also, The Crotch of Patriarchy may need to be the name of the all-girl rock band that I start.
had a good laugh at this.
Jesse - Jul 08, 2013 10:35:49 am PDT #28503 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I would like to be the middle-aged business-suited rapper in The Crotch of Patriarchy. (I have recently been wishing there were lady ones of these.)
Burrell - Jul 08, 2013 10:45:52 am PDT #28504 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
also, The Crotch of Patriarchy may need to be the name of the all-girl rock band that I start.
Please do. I see you already have a rapper for the band.
msbelle - Jul 08, 2013 10:47:37 am PDT #28505 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Our tagline will be: "Come and Kick It with Us"
Jesse - Jul 08, 2013 10:52:36 am PDT #28506 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
::applause::
Burrell - Jul 08, 2013 10:54:14 am PDT #28507 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
ha!
Burrell - Jul 08, 2013 10:54:33 am PDT #28508 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
oh crud, I just realized I have a ton to do. oops!
Consuela - Jul 08, 2013 10:56:32 am PDT #28509 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Brava, msbelle!
Well, it's a good thing I'm fairly optimistic about my job hunt, because I've come to suspect the state of California really doesn't want people filing for unemployment. Because it is damn near impossible to do it. The website is broken, the forms are impossible, the whole thing is so burdensome that I suspect it's on purpose. You only get unemployment if you are so desperate that you're willing to spend hours a day dealing with them.
Gris - Jul 08, 2013 11:11:19 am PDT #28510 of 30001
Hey. New board.
I will see the movie with the giant statue. Even without Anne Hathaway, though I think that would be fine casting.