On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2013 8:58:31 am PDT #28487 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe follow up with "Okay, could you get me what I need by such and such a time?".

I think I'll go with a "thank you, am tenterhooked until your response" sort of a reply that assumes the info is coming.

But why the fuck would he even assume I wanted street addresses? There were only two sentences in the paragraph. What would imply I wanted to MAIL them anything? He is oddly blatant about brushing people off. Or, well, me.


Amy - Jul 08, 2013 9:00:15 am PDT #28488 of 30001
Because books.

If it's clear in context, I think you're fine, Jesse.

I think I'll go with a "thank you, am tenterhooked until your response" sort of a reply that assumes the info is coming.

Heh.


Jesse - Jul 08, 2013 9:06:41 am PDT #28489 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If it's clear in context, I think you're fine, Jesse.

Thanks.

On the idiotic coworker front, the other day I got an email that said, "Has Project X ended? When would the final report be due?" I wrote back saying, "Project X was ultimately called Name A, and I'm attaching the final report we sent last year." I attached the report we sent to Funder. She wrote back asking, "I'm also wondering about Name A. It looks like it was funded by Funder. Is that closed?"


Consuela - Jul 08, 2013 9:09:09 am PDT #28490 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

People clearly suck. But not all the time. For instance, DragonCon finally dumped the child-molester: [link]


Dana - Jul 08, 2013 9:33:11 am PDT #28491 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Rick Perry won't seek another term as governor. Hallelujah.

Not that there aren't plenty of assholes waiting in the wings.


Jessica - Jul 08, 2013 9:39:42 am PDT #28492 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DragonCon finally dumped the child-molester: [link]

Oh YES, finally! It sounds like this was a legal nightmare, I'm glad the rest of the board was able to work it out.


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2013 9:44:37 am PDT #28493 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

CNN has footage of the 777 as it crashed at SFO.

[link]

I'm still amazed that only two people died.


Sue - Jul 08, 2013 9:54:26 am PDT #28494 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Does everyone else think this giant Colin Firth as Mr.Darcy statue is both hysterical and terrifying? [link]

I started outlining in a Twitter conversation an imagined movie where it comes to life and starts destroying modern London. Only the mild-mannered and secretly beautiful Austen scholar (which will only be played by Anne Hathaway, if Hollywood has its way) can reach him. But she must protect him (while protecting London) from the bad-ass cop who wants to blow him up. And of course, sparks fly between Annie and the Cop, creating a triangle with Giant Colin Firth Darcy. Who shall she choose? Bonus points for creating a comedy of manners around with misunderstandings and ending with a wedding, a la Austen.

Oh, and Colin Firth is totally Giant Colin Firth Darcy's first victim.


shrift - Jul 08, 2013 10:10:39 am PDT #28495 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

For instance, DragonCon finally dumped the child-molester

Good news! I needed good news to keep me from punching the patriarchy in the crotch today!


Jesse - Jul 08, 2013 10:11:51 am PDT #28496 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Does everyone else think this giant Colin Firth as Mr.Darcy statue is both hysterical and terrifying?

YUP. Although "creepy" was I think the actual word I used to my coworker.