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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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le nubian - Jul 04, 2013 11:54:49 am PDT #28206 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

LeN, the store I buy from, Intimacy, measures without touching.

You probably have mentioned this store before. I actually don't mind being touched by strangers, IF (and only IF) they tell me what they are doing ahead of time. This surprise touching shit is a no go. I actually give a short, high pitched scream involuntarily - which usually surprises the other party enough that they get embarrassed.

I will look them up too. It is worth a trip if I can get a goddamn bra that fits and where my meat is not hanging out.

le nubian - Jul 04, 2013 11:55:19 am PDT #28207 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I didn't realize that hte reason kids love parades is that every single person in the parade throws candy to the kids

Also out of the loop. Wow.

Dana - Jul 04, 2013 11:56:35 am PDT #28208 of 30001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Huh, there's an Intimacy here. I don't think there was one before.

aurelia - Jul 04, 2013 12:07:58 pm PDT #28209 of 30001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

When you have to stare intently at someone's chest to get the joke, it's not a good shirt.

I have shirts that seem to require some study (Namaste Motherfucker, Comma Chameleon...) but I just don't think the image fits well on the body with the Fantastic Roshambo shirt.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 04, 2013 12:08:04 pm PDT #28210 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

French 75 Popsicles for tonight in the freezer. But I didn't realize the Popsicle set I got only makes four. Four! So I have most of a pitchers worth of delicious cocktail, and several hours until people get here. Uh oh.

Are the ones you've been freezing now solid enough that you could empty them from the molds and start in on another four?

le nubian - Jul 04, 2013 12:14:50 pm PDT #28211 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I have a t-shirt that has "WWF" on it with two large panda bears wrestling. I am positive that > 60% of the people who look at my shirt don't get it.

brenda m - Jul 04, 2013 12:21:04 pm PDT #28212 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Love it.

Polgara - Jul 04, 2013 12:28:38 pm PDT #28213 of 30001

Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

That's awesome.

billytea - Jul 04, 2013 12:33:11 pm PDT #28214 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have a t-shirt that has "WWF" on it with two large panda bears wrestling. I am positive that > 60% of the people who look at my shirt don't get it.

OTOH, I'm killing myself laughing over here.

Burrell - Jul 04, 2013 12:34:19 pm PDT #28215 of 30001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That is hilarious

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