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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2013 6:24:14 am PDT #27875 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Posting really does fix things

Let's give it a shot:

I need a job and I am OVER this whole humidity deal.

Plus Ohio's elected officials need to die in all the fires.


msbelle - Jul 02, 2013 6:24:31 am PDT #27876 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Theo - My aunt took something for her colonoscopy that was not the nasty drink. I think it is harder on the liver or something, but you might look into it.

I need to schedule teeth cleanings and mac's 12 year old physical for jr. high shots. I also need to get blood drawn (I am a month late) for my annual. I keep forgetting to fast.


aurelia - Jul 02, 2013 6:54:05 am PDT #27877 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Lawn mowing is dangerous! (seriously I know more than one person who has lost a limb to a mower).

Hi, there. (I do have all my limbs, but I am short a digit)

So....what's new with you guys?

Jungle Book is open! I might have a little time to catch up on life.


shrift - Jul 02, 2013 6:59:36 am PDT #27878 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Plus Ohio's elected officials need to die in all the fires.

You're not wrong.


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2013 7:01:43 am PDT #27879 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Plus Ohio's elected officials need to die in all the fires.

You're not wrong.

I'm fairly certain my IUD makes me a criminal in my state right now.


msbelle - Jul 02, 2013 7:02:25 am PDT #27880 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I volunteer several of the Texas elected official to join on that fire.


Gudanov - Jul 02, 2013 7:08:41 am PDT #27881 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm fairly certain my IUD makes me a criminal in my state right now.

They'll have to pry it from your cold, dead... um... er...


Consuela - Jul 02, 2013 7:21:17 am PDT #27882 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Jungle Book is open! I might have a little time to catch up on life.

Aurelia, I saw a writeup about that show in NYT. I didn't realize it was a Zimmerman production! How exciting: I have really enjoyed some of her work. Is it good? How are the reviews?


§ ita § - Jul 02, 2013 7:31:23 am PDT #27883 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The CIO sent out a company-wide email last week talking about the SWAT team pulled together to work on the recent issues, and named us all. She still refuses to spell my name ita. She's never spoken to me about it, but it's always either iTA or ITA, and this time the entire company got to see it, and I ended up with some ribbing as a results. I guess I just let it lie? Maybe if we have a company function and end up proximal? I dunno. This might be an epitome of sleeping dogs and lying.

Former boss has a goatee now. Because I have a few filters installed at off angles, and am kinda high with the feeling of being in a new team, I was all "Mirror Mirror" Spock which cracked him up. I did suggest that his evil self could be his good self, but luckily was not able to make it all the way to Community.

Still! Guys keep showing with fully formed facial hair! It freaks me out! He's the second coworker in a month, and at least I didn't shriek this time.

It's weird sitting in a section where all the conversations near me are in a language I can understand. Can't decide if that's more or less distracting.


Zenkitty - Jul 02, 2013 7:37:52 am PDT #27884 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I hate it when someone calls me with an urgent voicemail and then when I call back they aren't there. now I'm just sitting here waiting for her to call me back and I don't even know what she wants.