I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2013 3:16:36 pm PDT #27812 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am so happy that Mr. H is safe and sound!


Anne W. - Jul 01, 2013 3:26:22 pm PDT #27813 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Jesse, I am so relieved. Hurrah for good news.


Kat - Jul 01, 2013 3:35:01 pm PDT #27814 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jesse, thank good! So happy he is safe.


Atropa - Jul 01, 2013 3:44:19 pm PDT #27815 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh, thank goodness.


Pix - Jul 01, 2013 3:48:47 pm PDT #27816 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

So happy for the great news!


Jessica - Jul 01, 2013 3:49:21 pm PDT #27817 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh WHEW. Jesse, what a huge relief!!


Jesse - Jul 01, 2013 4:06:21 pm PDT #27818 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, I want to track down all these friends of friends. Amazing! (although my dad does know a ton of people)


Scrappy - Jul 01, 2013 4:09:49 pm PDT #27819 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Where was he, Jesse?


Maria - Jul 01, 2013 4:10:01 pm PDT #27820 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

So, so, so happy for you and your family, Jesse! This is the most fabulous news in the history of ever.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 01, 2013 4:17:49 pm PDT #27821 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh thank goodness!