Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Jun 28, 2013 11:55:20 am PDT #27514 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Noodle must be having the best hunting dream. Lots of twitching and licking of the chops.

I never knew what to make of Bert and Ernie, though I liked the rubber ducky song. Crap and now my brain goes to rubber ducky kink which I don't get either.


Ginger - Jun 28, 2013 11:58:11 am PDT #27515 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Right now I'm in the midst of a storm that makes me remember that I have way too many large trees in my yard.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2013 12:11:06 pm PDT #27516 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

now my brain goes to rubber ducky kink which I don't get either.

What are you rubbing it against? Remember--location, location, location.


msbelle - Jun 28, 2013 12:11:40 pm PDT #27517 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I just read the Language of Flowers and I am sending flowers to people today and I am obsessed with buying them flowers with meaning.


SuziQ - Jun 28, 2013 12:18:23 pm PDT #27518 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok, I get it, I just...there are other items that are more....efficient.


Zenkitty - Jun 28, 2013 12:19:16 pm PDT #27519 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It used to be very difficult in Virginia for a woman to escape an abusive spouse through divorce.

My sister got divorced in Virginia, from a man who'd been cheating on her unrepentantly for fifteen years, and who had already moved in with his new woman. She had to fight tooth and nail for everything she got in the divorce, and had to fight him for years afterward to get what he'd agreed to, including child support, and the part of their retirement fund that was hers. She was a nervous wreck for a couple years. I remember her saying many times, Virginia divorce laws favor the husband and punish the wife.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2013 12:19:43 pm PDT #27520 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ok, I get it, I just...there are other items that are more....efficient

I will leave googling "rubber ducky vibrator" as an exercise for the reader.

Plenty efficient, really.


DebetEsse - Jun 28, 2013 12:20:06 pm PDT #27521 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think that's generally not a consideration with kinks, unless you also have an efficiency kink, in which case life is likely to be frustrating for you.


billytea - Jun 28, 2013 12:21:02 pm PDT #27522 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

This here is a sad state of affairs. Launching off the murder of Trayvon Martin, this article claims that whites simply feel less empathy towards blacks: [link] Notably, both whites and blacks (and crucially, medical personnel) imagine blacks feel less pain than whites.


DebetEsse - Jun 28, 2013 12:22:02 pm PDT #27523 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.