You think kids are going to mock North West for his name, when "sex tape" and "hurry up with my damn croissant" exist?

I think kids will mock her for her name because kids do that. I also think the mockery isn't as big as a deal as people make it out to be--it doesn't have to affect your social life, your school life, or your professional life. Or, rather, your name won't be the only issue...

Unless there are kids who never get teased about anything ever, and that's the life I was cursed to never have? But being teased about my name didn't bother me--my sister was bothered by teasing, but she thinks it's worth it now. Legions of my family got through it, and I don't think any of them opted for a more conventional name in my generation.

So the base "no celebrity" option seems to be less traumatic than people make out. I'd be surprised if celebrity made that in particular worse.

Maybe celebrity children tease each other?

North on its own isn't bad -- Jennifer Crusie named a recent character North. But North + West? I can't.

But North + West? I can't.

At the very least make it her middle name. Even then...really?

I SO totally just want to crawl in bed and nap. So freaking tired.

I almost forgot to say: Teppy! You were right. Bob's Burgers is completely bent and hilarious. And will help ease my Archer-lessness this summer.

Although Kickstarter didn't cancel the sexual-assault manual funding, they have admitted they were wrong, are prohibiting any future seduction manuals, and are donating $25,000 to RAINN. We were wrong: [link]

And that's another example of how to apologise. I wish I weren't making a list of that.

But North + West? I can't.

Projected rise in compass tattoos? Even by one?

Projected rise in compass tattoos? Even by one?

Crap. Though my compass rose tattoo doesn't have the ordinals on it.

Crap. Though my compass rose tattoo doesn't have the ordinals on it.

Rimward and hubward?

This is an interesting interview with a former PUA on the Hoinsky brouhaha: [link]

I almost forgot to say: Teppy! You were right. Bob's Burgers is completely bent and hilarious. And will help ease my Archer-lessness this summer.

You hadn't seen it yet? You've got 3 seasons of goodness in front of you, my friend. The first season is my favorite, but it's all good. Also: LOUISE FOREVER. (One of my Christmas gifts from Tim in 2011 was a fleece Louise hat: [link] It is THE BEST.)

Jessica, no it would not. Just make sure you temporarily add their license plate number to your account. We had three transponders on our account, and often Rob and I would be making the same trip in different cars because of various logistical issues and there was never a problem.