And in other, also somewhat hilarious news, after insisting to my husband that of course we had sheets to fit the spare bed, it turns out that both sets of spare sheets are double, not queen.

My mother arrives at 1:30. Bed Bath and Beyond will be getting a visit from me.

Sheets! That's what I was going to do with my day off. Change and wash all the sheets. Thank you.

I was just coming to post about North West! I DO NOT APPROVE.

Also, I put a little too much energy into appreciating Kaidence Donda, which is what I heard the name was yesterday. Which is to say, any energy at all.

Please please PLEASE let the middle name be Bynorth.

I love Jessica. That is all.

Timelies all!

Conterpoint starts today. Eeeeekkk!!!(Actually, I'm a lot less stressed about this one that I have been in the past.)

Actually, it's Animaxander. Seriously. Although ita will have to check my spelling.

Anaximander, to be precise. And I love that name and the public face of that little boy (his father does "Cooking Fast And Fresh With West" videos where West leads the shopping and calls the shots cooking and Misha plays along 100%. It's utterly adorable). Sadly, the younger sister is called Maison, but she's been carefully sheltered from the public to a degree little Anaximander wasn't. (Show's other kids are Thomas and Justice)

Huh. This is the first time airport security has had me send my tablets through the scanner separately from my carry-on bag. I wonder what the deciding factor is.

I had that this week too - first time I've heard them say iPads and Kindles had to come out along with laptops.

This is what I always say when celebrities have unusual kid names: the name will absolutely pale in importance compared to having those parents. You think kids are going to mock North West for his name, when "sex tape" and "hurry up with my damn croissant" exist?