You do feel the original comma is either wrong or clunky, Steph?
It's clunky at best.
She's gonna just give them a freebie, because apparently...they're not at colons yet. That's the one she liked best, Steph--thanks!
Colon, woo! (That would be a good ad campaign for a fiber supplement.)
Did I mention university?
By university, they should know the colon.
My decoration, Jesse!!! Glad to see it's still flying!
I always think of you! OK, this year I don't think of you every single time, but that's because I see it every day! Which is awesome.
I wouldn't use the colon and comma, that seems overkill to me.
IT IS SO ON, BITCH. Bring it. I will fend you off with my colon.
Wait. That doesn't sound right.
I would go with an m-dash or colon. But I find the longer I teach, the less I correct individual grammar errors in student papers. There's usually bigger fish to fry. Speaking of which, I should get back to grading.
(Tim was reading over my shoulder and just asked, "Did you just threaten meara over punctuation? Isn't that...excessive?"
"You should read the conversations about muffalettas," I said.)
Yay for good news, Scrappy. Here's hoping your mother has a good recovery.
Jesus?
Also Jesus. He's crashing on the sidewalk.
Also Jesus. He's crashing on the sidewalk.
Put out a box filled with straw. It's like home.
I got some hummus, but maybe straw also.