But also, someone here already recommended YouTube for how-to, and check it out: [link]

Do I cut toward my hand, or put it on a cutting board?

Does anyone or anything ever suggest 'cut towards hand'? I know it's a mistake that gets made a lot (hello Nurse!), but usually because of not thinking of the options, rather than thinking of them and choosing it, surely?

There's "going wrong" that sends you to hospital, and there's "going wrong" that means you won't be the next Alton Brown. Most of the wrong decisions you can make about preparing vegetables are really quite trivial. If you cut them with the wrong knife or use the wrong oil to roast them, you just try and do better next time. Kitchens don't really have right answers. You are not being graded on how you get the avocado open, and there will always be another avocado to try on.

Happy birthday, Plei!

Mom was a good cook, and I picked up enough from her to pull together a decent meal or two. I think I was cooking a meal a week for the family from around age 11 or 12.

While I can clean, and eventually will, I really dislike it. It's never done. No matter how wonderfully, thoroughly, exactingly you clean a room, it will need to be dusted (at least) within a week or so. And I especially hate dusting. If you clean a room and leave for a month, leaving no pets or other active things in it, the room will still be dusty when you get back. Why, room, why? I've done nothing to you or in you. Why are you punishing me with dust?

So I let dust build up until incoming guests and the accompanying shame drive me to remove it. F---ing dust, man.

That guy from Community, right?

This was about 3 years ago so yeah, probably.

I know it's OTT, but I have a visceral disappointment wash over me every time I see even the slightest bit of the Lone Ranger promo material. Thank you, Onion: [link] And, Jesus, Depp. Seriously.

Vacation!

Edit: ...is the thing people know Chevy Chase from, I mean.

F---ing dust, man.

Seriously.

And with my allergies and history of asthma, I really should be dusting ALL THE THINGS on a regular basis. But...I don't. Because I hate dusting.

I grew up in Chevy Chase and when I was a kid, the customs guys at the Canadian border would always look sideways at our passports before being assured that yes, it's a real place, no it's not named after the actor.

Naked mole rats don’t appear to get cancer and biologists have identified the chemical that may explain why.

My stay at home mom did all the cooking and laundry and I was totally clueless about that stuff when I left home. Also clueless about things like bills and writing checks. This is why my boys have been cooking and doing laundry forever and got checking accounts in high school. Their rooms however remain atrocious.

Wow, go high molecular weight hyalurona! Figuring out cancer. There aren't even the words to express how cool that will be.