Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jun 19, 2013 5:53:09 am PDT #26355 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What is it about lawn care guys, mine are always hot. (And I usually hire them over the phone or net.)

Dang. Our lawn is WAY too small to have a lawn guy. Well, a lawn guy other than Tim. Although I *do* think our current lawn guy is pretty hot.


Sue - Jun 19, 2013 5:55:26 am PDT #26356 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Okay, I just watched that snake video. I almost screamed in my cube. wiggins


le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 5:56:18 am PDT #26357 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jilli,

For you. [link]


Amy - Jun 19, 2013 6:12:52 am PDT #26358 of 30001
Because books.

I wanted to see the snake open the other door, too! That was amazing.


beth b - Jun 19, 2013 6:14:44 am PDT #26359 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

The fly lady made me relize why I was so bad at cleaning my room - 1) i never really learned to pick up after my self - so it was a total disaster by the end of a week and 2) I needed things broken down into smaller task - so i had some place to start.

We started doing laundry when we started caring about which jeans were clean . and cooking started early, because I wanted to .

and I was never very good at somethings - but I got better when It was me or not done at all


Consuela - Jun 19, 2013 6:19:19 am PDT #26360 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I remember being astonished by a law school roommate who had never had to manage for herself: she'd gone from a house with either full-time help to a college where she could pay to get her laundry done, and then to law school, where she lived in the undergrad dorms her first year. So when she moved in with us, she'd never really cooked for herself, or done her own laundry, or anything.

She nearly set fire to the kitchen by trying to cook a hotdog in the toaster oven, without a pan to catch the drippings.

Me, I learned basic cleaning as a kid (my most hated job was vacuuming the rug, which was three floors and included the stairs), and when Mom went back to work when I was 11, I took over all the laundry for the house. Since there were 5 kids and 2 adults, that was a lot of sorting & folding.


Scrappy - Jun 19, 2013 6:21:21 am PDT #26361 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We set the table, cleared it and did the dishes every night. I learned all about cleaning, but my mom is an indifferent cook and I didn't pick up much. I remember being in a grocery store and staring at the produce section, completely puzzled about how to choose and prepare fresh vegetables.


Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2013 6:24:32 am PDT #26362 of 30001
brillig

My lawn person is a grumpy teenaged girl who was hired at a distance by our landlord, and she mows the front lawn every week and won't talk to us. I think she's being punished for something.


Liese S. - Jun 19, 2013 6:27:55 am PDT #26363 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You guys remember the three day filing fiasco with our intern, right? But he was also, in fact, lazy.


Jesse - Jun 19, 2013 6:28:37 am PDT #26364 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My family still tells the story of the girl I knew in college who didn't know how to cook at all -- someone handed her a block cheese and a grater at a graduation party, and she tried to shove the cheese through the holes.