Wait, now I'm confused. A cucumber is a fruit? Are there other not-sweet fruits?

I am amused at the thought of a trans tomato.

Re: unemployment. Be sure you document everything carefully and I recommend faxing things to them if requested, because then you can have a fax confirmation sheet. It's that or certified mail, I guess. I'd prefer email but they didn't offer it, and they claimed to have not gotten shit from me when requested (and would thus be allowed to take back the money) but I had proof I'd sent it.

Bananas have vestigial seeds. You can see where they would have been, had they been required for anything over the years.

I boggle at how ugly some of zulily's stuff is, yet any time I visit I have to talk myself out of grabbing something. How many people do you think looked at this [link] and thought they needed to look that way (can you see images without being logged in?)? See how the cut of the pant removes both the appearance of knees and ankles! All those messy joints gone!

I really need to know how well this stuff is selling before they get their hands on it.

If it's just seeds inside, you get peppers and all squashes, too.

Are there other not-sweet fruits?

Tons of them, but we don't tend to eat them, so they don't come up in conversation. If it's got seeds inside but not in a legumey way, it's a fruit. Lots of plants reproduce thusly.

Wikipedia is awesome:

Therefore, the division is somewhat arbitrary, based on cultural views. For example, some people consider mushrooms to be vegetables even though they are not biologically plants, while others consider them a separate food category

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I consider mushrooms to be vegetables so I can pretend to myself that I eat enough vegetables.

Mushrooms are a separate category. A separate GROSS category. Bleh!

Botanically, a fruit is anything that holds seeds. In my head, anything I'd put salt on is a vegetable. (I am not one of the deluded watermelon salters.)

If it's just seeds inside, you get peppers and all squashes, too.

Yep.

In my head, anything I'd put salt on is a vegetable.

STEAK is a vegetable?? Awesome!