Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2013 7:12:33 am PDT #25332 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is "no!" the only word that cats bothered getting good at saying? This [link] one seems to know just when to say it, but her owner is having none of it.


-t - Jun 09, 2013 7:18:59 am PDT #25333 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How do you mean, ambitious, Amy? I don't know that plant, do they get huge and try to eat you?

100 squats, woohoo! I don't think I can do this and start running again this month, my legs cannot take it.


Amy - Jun 09, 2013 7:19:27 am PDT #25334 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, that is one unhappy cat. And yet, if that were Switch, he'd be biting and clawing to get away.


-t - Jun 09, 2013 7:22:58 am PDT #25335 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Right? My cats are all much better at actually getting away than that.

One of my cats came and sat next to me and purred while I watched that. I'm all "aren't you troubled by your fellow cat sounding so miserable?" and she's all "shut up and scratch my ears, monkey".


bon bon - Jun 09, 2013 7:32:15 am PDT #25336 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My cats were driven nuts!


DebetEsse - Jun 09, 2013 7:42:42 am PDT #25337 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Clearly, -t's cat is a sociopath, even among felines


meara - Jun 09, 2013 7:50:47 am PDT #25338 of 30001

Are we supposed to be on .org? It doesn't work for me (do I need to make some sort of refreshing of some bit of my interwebs?). I'm here at .com...

(Oh, sure, moments later it's working. TRICKSY BUFFISTAS!)


-t - Jun 09, 2013 7:57:56 am PDT #25339 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Posting fixes it.


Jesse - Jun 09, 2013 8:01:32 am PDT #25340 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Truth.

You guys, why don't I listen to music anymore? I put my iPod on random this morning, and it's SO GOOD. I walked over to the river for a bit and finished my book, bought a salad spinner, came home and cleaned the bathroom, and just cooked lunch. WHAT WILL I DO NEXT?


Amy - Jun 09, 2013 8:07:37 am PDT #25341 of 30001
Because books.

LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC, clearly.

-t, succulents seem ambitious to me because anything seems ambitious to me. I am known in some circles as the Plant Slayer.