Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Jun 04, 2013 6:38:10 pm PDT #24805 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Bravo, Grace! You're a rock star!


le nubian - Jun 04, 2013 6:59:06 pm PDT #24806 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

y'all, I love this.

mugshots vs. facebook photos.

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Burrell - Jun 04, 2013 7:08:24 pm PDT #24807 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

All that in one year? Grace is such an amazing kid. And you are the opposite of a parenting fail, you are amazing too. I know you don't want to be given kudos for just living your life, but you and K have given those kids such a great life and you deserve kudos for it.

Fuck you lady.

Seriously.

Also WTF is she talking about? I'm pretty sure it's not truancy when it involves hospitalization.

I was coming in here to share the pride/facepalm that is Isaac. When I call the kids to dinner, Isaac throws an epic fit that he has to eat and can't play Wii until after dinner. Uses a few choice cuss words, starting with "dipwad" and ending with "fucking idiots." Plus throws punches. Loses Wii. Loses his last nerve. Cries and screams and shrieks for the next hour. Takes a bath to calm down. Sobs uncontrollably for 20 minutes in the bath. It's a bad night. And then as I get his lunch out of his backpack, I notice a note from the school. He tested into the Gifted program.

That's Isaac. He's smart, but poor kid seems to have inherited his Dad's impulse and focus issues and my Hulk-like temper. oops? Love him anyways.


P.M. Marc - Jun 04, 2013 7:24:06 pm PDT #24808 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Dude. Grace pwned learning this year.


Vortex - Jun 04, 2013 7:25:50 pm PDT #24809 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

mugshots vs. facebook photos.

Sadly, some of those folks looked better in the mug shots than their profile pics.


Burrell - Jun 04, 2013 7:26:32 pm PDT #24810 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That mug shot site is mesmerizing.


le nubian - Jun 04, 2013 7:29:32 pm PDT #24811 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

That mug shot site is mesmerizing.

Isn't it? I can't get over it.

Sadly, some of those folks looked better in the mug shots than their profile pics.

Yeah, but the ones who didn't, WOW.


Burrell - Jun 04, 2013 7:43:26 pm PDT #24812 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

And what about the ones, usually women, who look almost as posed and composed in the mug shot as the profile pic?


le nubian - Jun 04, 2013 7:49:23 pm PDT #24813 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

don't you think they are almost always DUI (or related)?


Lee - Jun 04, 2013 7:57:20 pm PDT #24814 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Things that break my heart:

I just discovered that Charlie is afraid of hangers.

Whitefonted for a few people, just in case.